Man Worries He Might Not Have Enough Beer, Wine, Tofurkey, Turducken, Parades, Pie, and Football For All His Anti-Capitalist Friends Posted by Oppo on 26 November 2025, 6:00 pm
Is that the same man who failed the world’s very first IQ test? Q: “To determine your basic IQ and common sense answer this. It will determine how sharp you are in real life situations. What word is the opposite of “dull”? Man: “that be delishine”! Reply to this comment
If you have to worry whether you have enough tofurkey, even if you don’t have any tofurkey, you need to update your friends list. 1 Reply to this comment
Poor man…I guess it really sucks to live in NYC.
NYC has not yet begun to suck.
Maybe not yet, but we need to start a petition to rename it “Hooverton.”
Is that the same man who failed the world’s very first IQ test?
Q: “To determine your basic IQ and common sense answer this. It will determine how sharp you are in real life situations.
What word is the opposite of “dull”?
Man: “that be delishine”!
If you have to worry whether you have enough tofurkey, even if you don’t have any tofurkey, you need to update your friends list.