Now that Barack Obama has finally released his birth certificate, you would think that people would get back to more important things. But you’d be wrong.
Not everyone is convinced it’s real. But the evidence indicates that the birth certificate is real.
Decide for yourself.
First, here’s the birth certificate
Now, let’s look at the items that some are still questioning.
The background
Notice that the pattern background continues straight, while the paper itself curves down into the binding of the book in which it is contained.
There is a simple reason for this: The background actually curves up on the real document. This was a common practice in Hawaii in 1961. Hawaii had only been a state for a short period of time. Remember, the United States only got Hawaii after Franklin Roosevelt stole it from Japan to start World War II. Within 25 years after the end of that war, Hawaii was made the 57th state.
People knew that children born during those first few years wouldn’t even become eligible to be president until 1995. And that anyone born during those first few years would come under intense scrutiny. So, in order to assist those future examiners of documents, it was decided to make the background on documents curve up, in order to offset the natural downward curve that appeared when a bound document was photographed.
How did they accomplish this? Remember, we stole Hawaii from the Japanese. And Hawaii was Japan’s leading technology testing ground. The Japanese developed upward-curving background images in labs.
Other Japanese technology we uncovered in Hawaii would be used to fake the moon landings from 1969-1972.
The score: Real 1, Fake 0
Race of the father
Notice that the race of Barack Hussein Obama, the father listed on the birth certificate, is listed as “African.”
Some might wonder why “African” was used rather than “Negro,” “Black,” or even “Colored,” as was often the case in many states at the time.
The reason is simple: In order for the child to be considered an African-American in later years, the father would have to be listed as “African.”
It is true that the mother is listed as “Caucasian,” rather than “American,” but that was a common practice of those unenlightened times.
One other note: if the document was a forgery, the forgers would have made the mistake of listing the father as “African-American.” Instead, the “-American” was omitted, proving that it’s not a forgery.
The score: Real 2, Fake 0
Registrar’s signature
Some aren’t certain that the registrar’s signature is real.
It’s easy to see that it is, if you just look at it. It says “Ukulele,” which, as everyone knows, is of Hawaiian origin.
If the document was a forgery, the signature would have said “Banjo” or “Guitar” or even “Orutu” or “Nyatiti.” But it doesn’t. It says “Ukulele,” which is of obvious Hawaiian origin.
The score: Real 3, Fake 0
The clincher
There is one other piece of evidence that, even if all of those so far mentioned are explained away, will clinch it.
At the bottom of the form, in block 23, the question reads: Is this document a forgery?
The “No” checkbox is clearly marked.
The most convincing evidence is in the document itself. There is no need for outside resources being used to check and compare signatures, dates, or anything else. It’s clearly marked that the document is not a forgery.
What more proof do you need?
The final score: Real 1-gazillion, Fake 0
Going forward
It is clear from the evidence that Barack J. Obama was born in Hawaii. This should put all that birther nonsense to rest.
Now maybe the president can go about doing the important things he needs to do.
Like play golf and appear on Oprah.
Hawaiian birth certificate? I thought we were looking for his Kenyan one. No wonder this affair never made any sense to me.
How come the “a” is lowered on Male and raised slightly on African? Fake 1 Real gazillion
I touched it to see if it felt like real paper. It felt more like the surface of an LCD screen so I remain skeptical.
Check this guy out. You will be more skeptical after he’s done… http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=73164
So, if it’s real, that means socialism is good for America and those of us that don’t want it are conspiracy buffoons.
If it’s fake, then that proves socialism sucks.
The birth certificate points to a deeper conspiracy: Hawaii is the Manchurian state.
Is it a coincidence that Superman renounced his US citizenship on the same day that Obama released his birth certificate?
AHA! It says he WASN’T born on a plantation! He’s not really black! He’s a fraud! Impeach that honky mo fo now!
I had a similar experience, Crusty. When I tapped the document with my fingers, I heard an odd hollow noise that reminded me of a Lenovo laptop.
[When I tapped mine, it sounded just like a MacBook. You need to get your hearing checked! – B.]
That can’t be Obama’s REAL birth certificate. Obama won’t release his REAL Hawaiian birth certificate because it states plainly on it that he’s a Keynesian.
So did anyone watch Barry kiss Obrah’s large buttocks for an hour yesterday? I know I set my hair on fire and plunged my head into a vat of hot asphalt while I was watching paint dry so I missed it. Priorities don’t you know…
If Obama really wanted to get past the silliness and get cracking on what matters, he would have played golf WHILE on Oprah. A President needs to multi-task or important things will not get done.
Too bad the “single birth” box was checked. I was hoping that there might be a good twin out there somewhere. By the way, ukuleles were introduced to Hawaii by the Portuguese, who also colonized Brazil and her underground acres of oily goodness.
@ussjimmycarter,
Thanks for that link. Why are there numerous elements imbedded in the PDF that was released, that show up when opened in Adobe Illustrator? It’s supposedly a scan, so there would only be a background layer…period. Was there really any doubt that, at some point, a “birth certificate” would suddenly show up from the White House? Frankly, after spending millions of dollars to keep from producing it, he would have been smarter to put something slightly “off” into the one they produced, to at least explain why he was hiding it.
If my mom had run across the Canadian-US border in 1959 to give birth in the US and stayed there to raise me, would I be eligible to run for President though my father was Canadian?
Obama’s father was Kenyan. How then can Obama be a Natural Born Citizen? And if this requirement isn’t important to you then you deserve another four years of the big marxist muslim.
For me this has never been about whether or not he was born in Hawaii. It has always been about the arrogance of his “not having to produce” a birth certificate. When I put my children in school I had to produce theirs, when my son entered the military he had to produce his, when my husband got his last job, he had to produce his. You’d think being the most important man in the country, with your fingers poised on all kinds of dangerous buttons that would be the ONE thing you’d want to make sure of. Especially given his unwillingness to do so.
For someone who ran on the transparency, the arrogance and hypocrisy is amazing even for “the urban messiah”. But then that is the hallmark of Liberal Demoncrats.
“By their fruits shall ye know them”.
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Game, Set, and Match to Seanmahair
look, if you or I got pulled over on the highway and the cop asked to see our driver’s license, and we REFUSED, we’d be in deep doo-doo. If we refused,
then suddenly yanked all the documents out of our glove compartment, ran out in the street, and set them on fire before the cop could read them,
he’d be well within his authority to haul us in for reasonable suspicion and keep us in a cell overnight while he turned the system upside down
and shook it finding out who we were, and what we were up to.
Obama refuses to cough up a document that the CONSTITUTION requires for him to run for President. For THREE YEARS. And spends a few million
dollars locking up all his OTHER documentation covering the first thirty years of his LIFE. Hell yes, we got demanding. We “birthers” weren’t paranoid
conspiracy nuts— we were the only responsible adults in the room.
Finally he does— and it’s apparently legit. Of course, with a three year shuck-and-jive routine about how he “wouldn’t,” and “shouldn’t,” and how
he even “couldn’t,”– yet now he can and does— he hasn’t exactly dispelled much of that cloud of doubt over his head. I’ll accept it as a legitimate
document… but my suspicions about HIM have only been kicked into overdrive. At the bare minimum he’s confirmed his arrogance, his belief in
his own privilege, and and that he was, indeed, wasting THREE YEARS of everyone’s time.
Now, while you’re all enjoying a good belly laugh at the Birthers, the only responsible adults in the room, the only ones who actually raised a stink when
Obama started pulling a Ministry of Truth routine on his own past, feel free to ask yourself THIS: if this was such a “trivial, time wasting issue,”why did he
freak out so bad when people wanted a look-see at his paper trail? Someone was busy these past three years burying bodies, and if you don’t think so
you’re a bigger sucker than the people who voted for him.
Now for the REAL fun… let’s see how long it takes to get him to cough up all the rest of the paperwork he frantically shoved in that lock-box.
Well. I see that we’re treated to yet another forgery. Kapiolani Hospital wasn’t called Kapiolani Hospital in 1961. And Kenya wasn’t called Kenya until 1963. It’s like they’re not even trying anymore.
Yeah, well, actually, that was the name on the birth certificates issued by that hospital back in 1961: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=292577