Which is April 18th this year, even though April 15th falls on a weekday.
The reason why is governmentally retarded. You don’t want to know.
Anyway, Dangerously Fanatical IMAO Reader Laurie set down her Holy Book (The Chronicles of Dubya) long enough to pen a little poem. It’s to the tune of Dion’s “The Wanderer”.
To make this easier to enjoy, he’s the karaoke version of the song, followed by Laurie’s lyrics:
Oh well I’m politician who will never pay it down,
Where tax money is found well then you know that I’m around
I tax ’em and I spend ’em cause it all belongs to me
I seize ’em and I tax ’em cause tax money is for free
They call me the squanderer, yeah I’m a squanderer,
I tax and spend and spend and spend and spend
Well there’s Obama on my left and Crats upon my right,
And Nancy is the girl well that I’ll caucus with tonight,
And when the People ask me to just stop my spending ways,
I tear open my tax code and show them the taxing maze,
‘Cause I’m a squanderer, yeah I’m a squanderer
I tax and spend and spend and spend and spend
Well I tax from town to nation,
I go through life without a care,
And I’m as happy as a clown,
I’ll spend on nonsense everywhere.
Yeah I’m the type of guy that likes to tax and spend
I’ll never turn down taxes ‘cause for taxes there’s no end!
And when I find myself fallin’ for some new spending dream
I allocate my budget and spend on some global scheme
And I’m a squanderer, yeah I’m a squanderer
I tax and spend and spend and spend and spend
Yeah I’m the type of guy that likes to tax and spend
I’ll never turn down taxes ‘cause for taxes there’s no end!
And when I find myself fallin’ for some new spending dream
I allocate my budget and spend on some global scheme
Cause I’m a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I tax and spend and spend and spend and spend
Cause I’m a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I tax and spend and spend and spend and spend
