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Since the term “Giant Panda” is already taken, what do you call a panda that’s 50 feet tall?

If one of our citizens went to another country and raped and murdered someone, I’d hope we’d be apologetic.

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  1. Since the term “Giant Panda” is already taken, what do you call a panda that’s 50 feet tall?

    SUPER ULTRA MEGA PANDA

    Random thought…my internet provider guy needs to learn how to plug things in correctly when they run in a new line into our building.

  2. Frank, please moderate my comment. I supposed you could change the word for cat I used. Quick, someone think of a name for cat besides “pu$$y” that will also connotate cowardice!

  3. Since the term “Giant Panda” is already taken, what do you call a panda that’s 50 feet tall?

    The technical term is the Cheney mark 3 Death Panda. The mark 2 is only 35 feet tall and lacks the remote laser night vision.

  4. Alright…step up your game you losers! You will notice that not even the mighty Bantha_Fodder has lowered itself in all it’s gheyness to comment on this thread!!! A very bad trend indeed!!!

  5. HA! You both missed me again!

    While I fully support your right to bear arms, your marksmanship is such that you should seriously consider giving up firearms before you hurt yourselves.

  6. Wasn’t Godzilla’s foe Gamera a giant panda that got dosed with gamma rays? I’d call a 50 ft. panda Gamera unless this is a contest in which case I withdraw my submission because Bantha has already won it.

    If one of our citizens went to another country and raped and murdered someone, I’d hope we’d be apologetic apoplectic — before sending him to Old Sparky. (fixed it for me)

  7. Oh, uh, yeah…you got me alright, Marko [cough, cough]…oh, is it getting cold in here?…what’s that light?…is that you, Jesus?…[shutter]

    To all of IMAO: DamnCat has passed on. His family asks that you send tuna in lieu of flowers.

  8. Where is Bantha_Fodder today? Oh yea, Friday…ass kissing day in Boise! Hard to type with your lips pasted to FrankJ’s ass all day. “Oh Frank, you are the best…nom, nom, nom…you are funniest guy that has ever lived…nom, nom,nom…I heart you and your funny writings more than all your loser commenters put together…nom, nom, nom”!!!

  9. “Since the term “Giant Panda” is already taken, what do you call a panda that’s 50 feet tall?”

    Hard to carry dangerous game.

    “If one of our citizens went to another country and raped and murdered someone, I’d hope we’d be apologetic.”

    According to barry huesane osama, we raped the middle east of their oil andf murdered his fellow muslems, so we are sorry. then he bows.

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