The Obama reelection strategy is basically the abusive boyfriend convincing us we can’t do any better.
So are Obama’s lawyers for Supreme Court cases stupid or do they just have really stupid positions to argue?
So this community Obama organized back in Chicago, is it still on fire or did they finally get that under control?
Trying to think of a cover suggestion to my book “The Plan to Keep America Awesome.” What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness?
Looks like the book comes out the day after Labor Day, BTW.
To me, one of the best representations of American awesomeness is the American flag on the moon.
BTW, you can see the description for “The Plan to Keep America Awesome” here.
This is pretty awesome.
What cognac best complements Taco Bell?
UPDATE: Linked by Copacabana
What cognac best complements Taco Bell?
Probably something domestic, packaged in a screw-top bottle. You should, of course, consume it only after chowing down, and, of course, it’s important to drink it directly from the bottle, which, by act of Congress, must be kept in a brown paper bag while drinking.
“What cognac best complements Taco Bell?”
One distilled from Mountain Dew.
As for depictions of American Awesomeness – this Michael Ramirez cartoon from shortly after 9/11 is one of my favorites.
What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness? Uncle Sam riding the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex launching missile nukes at Nazis. Nazis that are on the moon. Duh.
What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness?
That’s easy, either a red, white and blue dinosaur with a rocket launcher or a dinosaur with a rocket launcher with a flag on the rocket.
It’s not rocket surgery… wait, maybe it is, considering you’re surgically implanting a rocket.
As for the best cognac, you realize that all cognac is from France? (the Cognac region).
What are you doing drinking French booze?
You should be drinking brandy like a real American.
Geez, you start writing books and you join “them”.
I’m kind of disappointed in you FrnakJ. What’s next? You going to go windsurfing in Martha’s Vineyard?
The cover should be a dinosaur with lasers attached and firing, Ronald Reagan riding the dinosaur firing big guns, an American flag flying from the tail, the space shuttle is flying overhead armed to the teeth and the Moon is being nuked.
Iowa Class full broadside that is the definition of American Awesomeness.
what yldiver said, but with buttercup on reagan’s shoulder
Sarah Palin jumping a canyon on a motorcycle in a bikini blazing guns in both hands.
Jousting Space shuttles.
The bikini atoll mushroom cloud.
One of those jinormous trucks they use at stripmines.
One of these burgers:
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20061029-Worlds_Largest_Hamburger
Predator drone.
To compliment a fine repast of Taco Bell I prefer a medium priced sparkling muscatel such as Gallo or Carlo Rossi. However if one insists on cognac I would suggest a bottle of Louie XIII de Remy Martin reasonably priced at a mere $1,999.95 per bottle to complement your chalupas and nachos. http://www.napacabs.com/Remy-Martin-Cognac-Louis-XIII-750ml-P4598.aspx?afid=10
A Bald eagle flexing its biceps with a cigar in its beak, and holding a .45 in one “hand” and a beer in the other, thats American awesomeness, and ATF all in one image. Feel free to use that
What Shawn said.
And ask John Cox (previously of the very awesome duo of Cox & Forkum) to do the art:
http://www.johncoxart.com/
The most awesum American thing I’ve ever seen is a Saturn V launch.
You have to feel sorry for the administration’s lawyers. They come out of law school all peace love & understanding, thinking all those conservatives are naughty old poops; next thing they know they’re tying themselves in timber hitches defending ridiculous notions from the world’s most quota-rewarded legal mind. If they had any brains they’d quit and join the winning side.
The Obama reelection strategy is basically the abusive boyfriend convincing us we can’t do any better.
Frank FTW
I recommend a perusal of this gallery — perhaps you could license the art. http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/gallery/
My favorite is Teddy Roosevelt fighting Bigfoot in a burning forest.
The cover should be the American flag, when opened completly, the cover is the entire flag. With this image on the front, minus the text. http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bllibertyfinger.htm
Or maybe the image of a hand gun vending machine, in front of a steak house, and a single Budweiser can sitting on top of the vending machine.
Americawesomeness?
Clearly, it’s this (language warning): http://bit.ly/I8jBm7
>>>What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness
The red white & blue dinosaur people above have mentioned, but it is using its otherwise ridiculous little tyrannosaur arms to slap a dogburger out of a certain somebody’s mouth.
What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness?
Was this a rhetorical question? I only ask because the answer is so obvious.
IT’S BACON
** ““The Plan to Keep America Awesome.” **
There is a visual represention which was painted over 200 years ago as Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, etc. ( The 1%’s of their day..) signed their names, and pledged their lives and fortunes, to “The Plan To Keep America Awesome”…a.k.a. The Declaration of Independence. The Consitution of The United States is the playbook for that plan. The playbook may be changed, but The Plan never should be ! It was well thought out !
Oh, and one more thing: Heard in Indonesia once, “The baby’s ate my Dingo!!”
“Trying to think of a cover suggestion to my book “The Plan to Keep America Awesome.” What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness?”
I’m not sure, however, I know it doesn’t contain Johnny Depp or Mark Wahlberg. Just sayin…
From back when California was still awesome: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2031
It’s a trap! California hasn’t been awesome since Zorro was running around.
What’s a visual representation of American awesomeness?
1) Atomic weaponry, Various nuclear explosions can be considered a tribute to American awesomeness. It is a bit militaristic, but still, a nuclear explosion is awesome.
2) Team America: World Police is pretty Awesome,
3) A Firefly transport, similar to the one depicted in the TV show “Firefly” and the movie “Serenity” is pretty awesome. American made television and science fiction.
4) Saturn V rocket launch. Not a shuttle launch, the shuttle always looked kludged together. Micheal Bay did what he could for the movie “Armeggedon”, but really, it just doesn’t compare to the image of that massive object lifting off.
5) America is the last super power, because it has been the top dog in several areas, Economically, Militarily, Technically, Culturally, and Politically. So trying to think of something that comprises all of these, and the first thought is Ronald Reagan. Not just the actor, world leader, and finest president of the modern era, but an air craft carrier (CVN -76) which comprises the technical and military aspects.
‘States cannot enforce the laws of this country!’ is a pretty stupid position to have to defend. But that doesn’t mean they’re not stupid too.
American Awesomeness? Reagan did it best: http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/reagan-ad-morning-in-america/6tequsa
Ronald Reagan, dressed as Uncle Sam, on the back of a T-Rexx, launching rockets at Nazi’s from the deck of the Ronald Reagan, as the moon gets nuked in the background
RANDOM THOUGHT:
Michelle Obama says that one fantasy she has is to “just walk out the White House front door and just keep walkin'”. Isn’t it funny that I also share her wish that she would just walk out the front door of the White House and just keep walkin’.
#16 – Chap,
Several Awesome images at that site.
I liked Ben Franklin vs Zeus, myself.
Perignot Deprechamps 1858 best compliments Taco Bel. Or chipmunk piss. Whatevah.
Don’t use the moon landing. Lobs will say it’s an endorsement for JFK since going there was his idea.
I agree. Iowa Class Battleship. 16″ Guns Full Broadside!!! Nuclear Tipped would be extra awesome if the ship were in the Middle East pointed at a certain country… One that now allows a husband to have sex with his dead wife for 6 hours after she bites it! They need a full broadside. Several of them!!! Like a two by four to the forehead!!!
You want awesome? American eagle, wearing crossed bandoliers and holding pistols, Ronald Reagan and John Wayne on either side with rifles, fluttering flag in the background. There. As for Taco Bell, you can’t go wrong with a box of wine wth a duck on the label.
Too simple?
The new 662 HP 2013 Mustang Shelby GT 500.
– Bail-out free.
– Made in America. (Not Canada like …)
– Loves the taste of gasoline.
– Ridiculously more power than needed.
– Would look even more awesome with rocket-launchers on the roof!
I don’t know what the final product of awesomeness will look like, but it should start with this lovely picture looking down the barrel of an Abrams main battle tank:
http://cache2.artprintimages.com/lrg/36/3643/3LQEF00Z.jpg
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