Fred Thompson has some advice on Romney and the demands for his tax returns:
Based on what I thought was appropriate at the time, I have released my share of tax returns when running for office, and while I might have advised him differently a year ago, now I say go all in. I would not give one inch to an outfit that accuses me of killing a worker’s wife.
Fred Thompson is right; Romney needs to show some righteous anger. If it were Fred Thompson in this situation, upon hearing the sleazy accusations he would exclaim, “My righteous fist seeks his face!” Then at the next public Obama appearance, Fred Thompson would emerge from the crowd and punch Obama right in his stupid face. And then Obama would be crying and clutching his face while blood was spurting from his nose, and Fred Thompson would say, “Apologize!”
And Obama would scream, “I’m sorry!”
“And apologize for getting blood on me!”
“I’m sorry! I’m weak!”
“And apologize for your presidency!”
“I’m sorry! I suck at everything! I should have listened to my guidance counselor when he told me to be a hobo!”
Anyway, that’s how politics should be instead of everyone just smiling and acting like things are fine. I bet Mitt Romney could do a totally bacon headbutt; he needs to practice that for the debates.
And buy me a new pair of boots to replace the one that’s wedged to the heel up your arse.
Romney is too much of a pussy to do that. He’ll just stand there, shake his head with a plastic smile and shuffle his feet some. How I wish we had Fred!!!!
Nicki – Fred gave us a chance in 2008. We failed him. Obama is our well-deserved punishment for doing so.
Tofu to our unworthy selves!
There are two parts to righteous anger. First, the righteousness. Second, the anger. The latter is contingent on the former, and is further explained in the Bible with “In your anger, do not sin.” It’s okay to be angry, but don’t let it make you do something that’s displeasing to God, like dope slapping someone even when they deserve it.
Way, way back, before us mere mortals were considering being on earth. Fred Thompson was demonstrating to Chuck Norris how to punch a useless hippie. Fred hit the useless hippie so hard that when the evil scumbag finally landed in the future, we got stuck with it as president.
Romney should tell the occupant to quit or he will layoff his wife’s husband.
Why does Romney remind me of boehner?
Foreign exchange student “guidance counselor” would be more correct.