As With Most Problems, I Believe the Solution to This Is Bacon

As discussed earlier, I think Moon Nukers need a special catch phrase to compliment each other.

After mulling over the responses, I’m going to suggest that that phrase be “Bacon”.

It’s short, it’s simple, it’s delicious, and it represents everything that is good and right in the world.

Example usages:

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“That was hilarious, [Moon Nuker’s name]! Bacon to you!”

“Your comment was pure bacon!”

“Positively bacon-worthy!”

“The baconest thing I’ve ever read!”

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As for capitalization and exclamation points, those can be added at your own discretion, as can modifiers specifying quantities of bacon, such as strips, sides, or a smokehouseful.

Bacon to Jimmy, zzyzx, Apostic, Crabby Old Bat, Steve, and 4of7 for being the first Nukers to get onboard the Bacon Train.

Now, if Laurence Simon or someone of equivalent Jewishness does something bacon-worthy, I suppose we could just give them the cash equivalent of bacon. Jews still like money, right? That’s what my “Stereotypes Handbook” says. Speaking of which, you should probably do the same thing for Scotsmen.

Also, if any comment trolls pop in to complain about one thing or another, tell them to just Rub Some Bacon On It.

25 Comments

  1. Apostic – tofu, obviously. Although there are very few people in the world upon whom I would wish such a curse.

    Maybe terrorists, but for them, bacon is actually the opposite of “Bacon”.

    Thus, mankind still has yet to discover an actual use for tofu.

  2. FAMOUS BACON QUOTES

    “YES,WE baCON!”Bacon H. Obama

    “Go ahead,make my bacon.” Sizzly Harry

    “Don’t give up the bacon” John Hog Jones

    “…Ask not, what your bacon can do for you,
    ask what you can do for your bacon” John F.Krispy

  3. Iowa Jim needs a tap upside his noggin with the bacon-covered Ban Hammer. And just so folks know we’re inclusive and all about diversity (spit!), I recommend that we make Turkey Bacon available to Mr. Simon.

  4. Thanks, Bunker. FYI, I dug-up 10′ of potatoes yesterday and got 55 pounds of those wonderful, high glycemic, starchy beauties. That’s 5.5 pounds per lineal foot!

    You don’t have to be Irish to grow potatoes, but it helps.

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