As discussed earlier, I think Moon Nukers need a special catch phrase to compliment each other.
After mulling over the responses, I’m going to suggest that that phrase be “Bacon”.
It’s short, it’s simple, it’s delicious, and it represents everything that is good and right in the world.
Example usages:
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“That was hilarious, [Moon Nuker’s name]! Bacon to you!”
“Your comment was pure bacon!”
“Positively bacon-worthy!”
“The baconest thing I’ve ever read!”
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As for capitalization and exclamation points, those can be added at your own discretion, as can modifiers specifying quantities of bacon, such as strips, sides, or a smokehouseful.
Bacon to Jimmy, zzyzx, Apostic, Crabby Old Bat, Steve, and 4of7 for being the first Nukers to get onboard the Bacon Train.
Now, if Laurence Simon or someone of equivalent Jewishness does something bacon-worthy, I suppose we could just give them the cash equivalent of bacon. Jews still like money, right? That’s what my “Stereotypes Handbook” says. Speaking of which, you should probably do the same thing for Scotsmen.
Also, if any comment trolls pop in to complain about one thing or another, tell them to just Rub Some Bacon On It.
May the Bacon be with you (…. for a short time followed by the lingering bacon smell for the rest of the morning)
You know what, I think this idea is smoked bacon, hot and crispy on a plate of fried eggs with oven-roasted potatoes on the side.
It’s also making me hungry.
Next T Shirt: Bacon Is the Answer!
Checking. Heh. These already exist…
If we praise each other with “Bacon” then… gee, what is the opposite of bacon?
Apostic – tofu, obviously. Although there are very few people in the world upon whom I would wish such a curse.
Maybe terrorists, but for them, bacon is actually the opposite of “Bacon”.
Thus, mankind still has yet to discover an actual use for tofu.
Mitt Romney is vegetarian bacon strips.
Obama is spam.
Hmm. “Tofu upon you and your family!” Menacing….
Maybe an appropriate curse for terrorists would be “May you eat bacon for lunch during the fast of Ramadan.”
As a Scottish Jew, I’m looking forward to turning a profit on internet comments. ;>
FAMOUS BACON QUOTES
“YES,WE baCON!”Bacon H. Obama
“Go ahead,make my bacon.” Sizzly Harry
“Don’t give up the bacon” John Hog Jones
“…Ask not, what your bacon can do for you,
ask what you can do for your bacon” John F.Krispy
Bacon? Bacon’s okay, but it’s not great. If we must use a pork product, how ’bout Italian sausage?
Harvey, you are basking in BACON (okay to substitute bathe, bake, baste, etc.)
Bacon all around! BACON Eleventy!
Beer (oops)
Iowa Jim needs a tap upside his noggin with the bacon-covered Ban Hammer. And just so folks know we’re inclusive and all about diversity (spit!), I recommend that we make Turkey Bacon available to Mr. Simon.
Fine. Iowa Jim can have Snausages.
Snausages for Iowa Jim!
(Hey we Jim’s gotta stick together – like BACON!)
For us Irish in the room…senshaille! With “fadge” (potato cakes) on the side and a pint or two of Arthur’s Medicinal Stout accompanying.
Thanks, Bunker. FYI, I dug-up 10′ of potatoes yesterday and got 55 pounds of those wonderful, high glycemic, starchy beauties. That’s 5.5 pounds per lineal foot!
You don’t have to be Irish to grow potatoes, but it helps.
“Outstanding, Red Team. Outstanding! Get ya a case of bacon for that one,”
Radioed Col. Kilgore to Red Team leader after their missiles had taken out a VC .50 cal.
replace famous quotes with “Bacon”.
It seemed appropriate. 😉
No bacon for this college! (h/t Instapundit)
Or we could give them Canadian bacon!
@4 of 7: Whyizzut that whenever I hear liberals say “promote,” I know they mean “enforce?”
Ditto to FormerHostage: If “Bacon” is praise, “Canadian Bacon” should be our statement of ridicule.
once one has recieved enough praise to be a little more casual, does it just become “Kevin?”
I think it should go: “A rasher of bacon to you!”
Rasher.
Yeah, go look it up.