Young Mitt Romney played with Sensible Putty.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) August 8, 2012
OK, Romney is a murdering tax cheat bully wimp weird Mormon billionaire who straps dogs to the top of his car. He’s still an improvement.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 7, 2012
yeah i been watchin olympics. exciting. all that dancing. love that talking dog, he’s a real character. how they gonna get off that island?
— bro bro bro bro bro (@wikipetera) August 7, 2012

He’s still an improvement.
That’s maybe the best argument for voting Romney that I’ve heard.