Got me a new day job and right now I don’t have two hours to rub together to assemble the lolbama! post this week.
My current plan is to shift this feature to Sunday mornings at 8am so I have time to give it the attention it needs.
Meanwhile, I promise to keep your free ice cream in the freezer so it doesn’t melt.
And yes, it will still have little bacon sprinkles on top.
I have to kill myself now; I hope you are happy. And no, I will not leave you my warehouse full of bacon.
Wow. So you go to church on Sunday and they give you ice cream and bacon? Is that Presbyterian? Aren’t you worried about Muslim extremists storming the altars to steal the ice cream and burning the bacon? That is no reason to delay our lolbama! I am disappointed. Oh wait, must have misread your post. It has nothing to do with church.
Will lolbama be published in my local “printed” newspaper? Sunday morning is “black coffee and good old fashion newsprint day” at my house.
I hope this doesn’t affect Lolterroists or Lolbiden or Lolyolo or LolSelmaHayek.
Seriously LolSelmaHayek should be a feature. They wouldn’t even have to be funny.
What is a Sunday morning?
Harvey, just get Son of Bob to write a “A Moment With Joe Biden” every Tuesday and publish that in lieu of Tuesday’s lolbama.
Come on, SoB!
ABC just reported that James is going to kill himself because he has inoperable brain cancer. It’s from a reliable, anonymous source, with no verification from family members…so, just run with it.
Whoa. At 5:10 pm, there was a “Moment of Son of Bob Synchronicity!”
For Jimmy…
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …so, I went down to Tampa for the convention and I go to walk in and this big guy at the door says, “I think you’re in the wrong place.” And, I said to him, “Come on man, stop kiddin’ around. I’m the vice president, this is an election year, and it’s the convention.” So, he says, “Joe, buddy, this is the Republican convention and you’re a Democrat.” So, it turns out that there’s a whole other political party out there that has these candidates trying to get people to allow them to be the president and VP. I mean, who knew that? And, why would we need two other guys trying to be president and VP too? Barack and I don’t need any help, we’re doing fine. It’s just crazy.
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Bacon for Son of Bob!
ABC News is announcing that they will expose the long standing, covert connection between Joe Biden and Stephen Hawking on an upcoming broadcast of Nightline called “The Brains Behind The Wheelchair”. Biden’s ghostwriting of the majority of Hawking’s research will be revealed.
Congrats on the new day job, Harvey! Have fun with it!
Thanks, Son of Bob.
Harvey, get with the PROGRAM!
It really sucks when being a grown-up interferes with quality internet time.
@Lambchop: They must be Baptists if there’s bacon and ice cream.
Bacon? Ice cream? This Baptist will be there!
No lolbama! until Sunday? I am strung out jonesin’! That’s OK. It just gives me more time to slam Harvey’s email with more offerings. 🙂
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