Has Harry Reid provided any evidence he’s not senile? There’s plenty of credible evidence to the contrary.
I really hope the Senate does an investigation to clear Harry Reid of these pederast charges. He shouldn’t have that hanging over him.
To the people who’ve seen the future and know that gay marriage is inevitable: We still stave off the metric system, right?
I hadn’t played around with the auction option on Diablo III until recently, and it really changes the balance of the game. I’m still on the first difficulty, but now I’m flush with gold and more powerful items.
The first rule of holes is “When you’re in one, stop digging”? I thought it was “Don’t talk about holes.”
When did Christians become this exotic thing in America that scare and confuse so many people?
90% of biblical criticism I’ve seen amounts to “Here’s a couple crazy sounding things from Deuteronomy. Don’t listen to any of the Bible.”
It’s good we have people who want to mock Christians finding stuff in the Bible, because apparently no one else has ever studied it.
Might actually be a market for a Bible that instead of putting Jesus’s words in red, highlights the stuff most mock worthy.
Of course, out of context scripture quoting appears in the Bible, but not by someone whose example you’re supposed to follow.
You’re pretty unlikely to find something in the Bible Christians aren’t already aware of. They read that thing religiously.
Clint Eastwood endorsed Romney and then brandished a shotgun while growling, “Get off my lawn!” So, average Republican.
If you accidentally put a racist rant on the internet, blame autocorrect.
Clint Eastwood endorsed Romney, but is he for gay marriage? He’d have a great line for that: “Go ahead. Make my gay (marriage).”
How old does Buttercup have to be before we hire a one-armed man to teach her lessons? “And that’s why you don’t throw food on the ground!”
“When did Christians become this exotic thing in America that scare and confuse so many people?”
Have you seen those people? I mean the hardcore Christians – the ones you see coming out of services on Wednesday night? The men trying to look inconspicuous in their button shirts and kakis – the old women trying to hide their faces under wide-brimmed hats. They’re all smiling like they know some kind of secret. And they’re all talking to each other – making some kind of nefarious plans, no doubt. It’s a chilling sight!
A google search for “pederast” returns zero results. Did I mss the joke?
“The devil can site scripture for his own purpose! An evil soul producing holy witness is like a villain with a smiling cheek.” From William Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice….
He didn’t write that, someone else made that happen….
So taking specific bible quotes out of context to “prove” a point is ok but you are not allowed to do the same with an Obama quote?
@coldguy: yup, if safe search is on, it’d BETTER return 0 results(!)
#3 Goes hand in hand with:
New Democrat Law of Holes:
when you find yourself in a hole, buy a nicer shovel… on credit
(I wish I could remember where that came from, somewhere on the net. If you know please post it)
There would be a lot less criticism of the faith if if weren’t for the almost daily stories of Christians stoning their disobedient children.
@JustMary that’s going in my favorite quotes.
“So taking specific bible quotes out of context to “prove” a point is ok but you are not allowed to do the same with an Obama quote?”
An even larger sacrilege, Marc, is keeping an Obama quote in context. Making sure you keep the context of dEar Leader’s words is swiftboating and raaaaacist.
“And though St. John saw many strange monsters in his vision, he saw no creature so wild as one of his own commentators.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy