Good news, everyone! Obama is close to breaking even on jobs! Of course, because of population increases, that means an even higher unemployment than the beginning of his term, but still that’s a great accomplishment. I mean you remember his promise back in 2008:

“If you elect me president, I will maintain the amount of jobs we have now — there abouts, at least. At the end of my first term, we will have this many jobs as we have now — and no more — and it should only take me about $5 trillion more in debt to accomplish this. Who is with me? Hope and change! Actually, I guess no change in amount of jobs, but change in debt. And I don’t know why you’d be hopeful about that. Anyway, look at that Palin; she’s crazy.”

So will Obama be able to maintain this amount of jobs for another four years? We only need to reelect him and spend maybe like $8 trillion to find out.