When Somali aid workers start running tv ads featuring fly covered suburban American children being held by a skinny Sally Struthers, that’s his signal to double down.
In order for someone to use the Bat Signal, Batman had to be outside in the dark, watching for it. Obama doesn’t go outside in the dark. It’s scary in DC in the dark. No one in their right mind goes outside in the dark in DC.
If however they had to have a signal a piping “hot” dog might be good.
The Bat Signal. After all, Batman didn’t make it. It was the police, a government agency, that created it to call for his help, so Obama is perfectly entitled to use it as well. Batman is only a rich white guy who beats up on the misunderstood poor anyway.
it doesn’t really matter. Since it is powered by Soylndra solar technology, it won’t ever work at night anyway. But the White House got a government tax write off for making it from green energy.
Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? An ACORN worker with a wad of dollar bills wrapped with a C note. Hey, it worked the last time…
Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? The Department of Labor monthly jobs report. It’s been telling America he’s needed Romney’s help for the past 45 months.
It’s really not fair: By the time I see these lines there’a already 40+ responses. I feel disenfranchised as a blog reader. Now Keln when you rate these I expect you to spread the praise around and give me credit with each of the top 5.
I don’t know what signal Obama would use, but I’ve got a fairly good idea what signal I’d like to give him…
It doesn’t matter what signal you to use to call him, he’ll always respond with a signal saying ‘It’s Bush’s Fault’ then get back to his round of golf.
The signal would be a carrot on a stick. Only the carrot would be dog meat and…… Oh my goodness! That’s why Bo is on a diet now. Michelle told him he could only have lean meat from now on.
Batman has the Bat signal. Obama has the TelePrompTer signal, letting him know when he needs to swoop in and deliver a rousing, falsehood-filled speech to save the Democrats from the evil PaulRyan-Man, who wants to use basic math to defeat the nation’s only chance to slide into total socialism, ObamaCare, and to save them from the sinister Rommey Hood, who (horror of horrors!) is rich and therefore evil and gives people cancer and probably hates kittens.
An RFID tag embedded in everyone’s forehead or right hand. And forget all that nonsense about HIM answering the call – you’ve got that whole thing totally backwards!
A left turn signal, left on for eternity.
Distress Signal.
Silouette of a bucket
Hazardous Waste Signal.
Manure Spreader
Pinocchio
Michelle’s voice at earsplitting screech, a.k.a, the most powerful sound in Barack’s universe.
A giant middle finger, flipping off the public.
As head of the choom gang he would use a smoke signal.
Moonbat signal?
He wouldn’t. A signal implies that he have to respond to an emergency and we see how well that’s worked out.
The bell on a little girl’s bicycle.
Its always the same bam time, same bam station, same bam signal and same bam sex, lies and videotape
The “Entertainment Tonight” theme?
The burning of an American flag.
Usually, George Soros just texts him.
When he hears the sounds of an ice cream truck, he just drops everything and starts running.
Hammer and sickle.
“The bell on a little girl’s bicycle.”
Award this man bacon!! LOL!
“Tee time!”
When Somali aid workers start running tv ads featuring fly covered suburban American children being held by a skinny Sally Struthers, that’s his signal to double down.
In order for someone to use the Bat Signal, Batman had to be outside in the dark, watching for it. Obama doesn’t go outside in the dark. It’s scary in DC in the dark. No one in their right mind goes outside in the dark in DC.
If however they had to have a signal a piping “hot” dog might be good.
The Bat Signal. After all, Batman didn’t make it. It was the police, a government agency, that created it to call for his help, so Obama is perfectly entitled to use it as well. Batman is only a rich white guy who beats up on the misunderstood poor anyway.
The Islamic Crescent. Please help me Allah.
the food pyramid. A fat kid needs you Michelle.
A protest sign.
The Union label.
A golf tee.
The Butt Signal….since he’s an arse
it doesn’t really matter. Since it is powered by Soylndra solar technology, it won’t ever work at night anyway. But the White House got a government tax write off for making it from green energy.
Fail Whale.
…trick question; Batman has a signal because sometimes people need him. There would be no use for such a signal for Obama.
…nobody knows. It runs on solar and wind power and has never actually gotten enough power to be turned on.
…nobody knows. Solyndra got a $10 billion contract to provide solar panels to power it.
…I can’t read Arabic so I don’t know.
…it’s the world’s largest teleprompter – with speeches projected right in the sky.
…they didn’t build that.
The silhouette of a sewage truck which is naturally overflowing from his surfeit of speech.
Five horn blasts – means you’re going hard astern.
@Chuck Roast: You beat me to it! Bacon to you, sir!
Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use?
RACIST!!!
Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? An ACORN worker with a wad of dollar bills wrapped with a C note. Hey, it worked the last time…
He seems to like this one.
Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? The Department of Labor monthly jobs report. It’s been telling America he’s needed Romney’s help for the past 45 months.
Well, we know it’s not 8% unemployment. That signal means nothing to him.
Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I don’t know about the Obama Signal, but the Obamarang is a trillion dollar bill.
Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I don’t know, the ways of the Siith have always been mysterious.
Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I hear the Saudis just write him a message on the toes of their wingtips.
Whichever one his Chinese handler tells him to use.
It’s really not fair: By the time I see these lines there’a already 40+ responses. I feel disenfranchised as a blog reader. Now Keln when you rate these I expect you to spread the praise around and give me credit with each of the top 5.
I don’t know what signal Obama would use, but I’ve got a fairly good idea what signal I’d like to give him…
When he sees The Four Horsemen, unless he is golfing.
It doesn’t matter what signal you to use to call him, he’ll always respond with a signal saying ‘It’s Bush’s Fault’ then get back to his round of golf.
Valerie Jarrett saying “Now!”
The jingling of change in the pocket of someone who makes more than $200,000.
The Batsignal. Batman does the work and Obama takes credit afterward and uses it to bolster his foreign policy credentials.
Dog on a plate.
Dog whistle
Islamic crescent
a giant teleprompter with the text: don’t like the way I govern dial 1-800-BLAME BUSH.
Glen Reynolds blending a puppy.
One if by land, two if by Air Force One.
a hearty shout of “Fore!”
a graph of a Gallup poll showing Romney with 60% of the vote
A check. If there isn’t money changing hands one direction or the other then Obama isn’t going to show.
Crossed golf clubs.
Michelle screaming “JUMP!”
George Soros appearing before him as a blurry hologram that he kneels before.
A fist holding a wad of cash. But projected against the overcast it looks more like a turkey.
Well, nothing gets his attention like the smell of “choom.”
The signal would be a carrot on a stick. Only the carrot would be dog meat and…… Oh my goodness! That’s why Bo is on a diet now. Michelle told him he could only have lean meat from now on.
It’s hard to make out with Uncle Joe continuing to do shadow puppets with the light.
A pacifier.
Side of Wagyu Beef.
The ‘Black Signal’. Except it doesn’t show up very well at night. (Another one of Joe’s ideas!)
Nancy Pelosi’s girdle flying upside down at half staff.
Batman has the Bat signal. Obama has the TelePrompTer signal, letting him know when he needs to swoop in and deliver a rousing, falsehood-filled speech to save the Democrats from the evil PaulRyan-Man, who wants to use basic math to defeat the nation’s only chance to slide into total socialism, ObamaCare, and to save them from the sinister Rommey Hood, who (horror of horrors!) is rich and therefore evil and gives people cancer and probably hates kittens.
Outline of Biden with his finger in his nose, The Bat$hit Crazy Signal.
a solid connection with a Clue Bat signal
A big giant O in red over Michelles garden with little yellow stars.
I love Blargs idea though.
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An RFID tag embedded in everyone’s forehead or right hand. And forget all that nonsense about HIM answering the call – you’ve got that whole thing totally backwards!