…and now he’s just waiting to hear back from the Nigerian Energy Commisioner to whom he sent Joe Biden with the $500 million as instructed in the email.
. . . when Malia came home from high school, having had her first chemistry class, which involved sticking a piece of copper into the Bunsen burner’s flame.
it’s similar to the “jobs” he createdsaved imagined – all the energy use that has been criminalized and resulted in abundant energy due to his energy conservation efforts.
Obama’s Discovered a New Green Energy Source: Rather than throw our money down the gutter through crony companies like Solyndra, he now just throws bagfuls straight into the Oval Office fireplace.
…… have the fed print so much money that it actually becomes cheaper to burn money than to burn coal or natural gas. Use the burning green-backs to generate electricity to recharge the government’s fleet of Chevy Volts.
…and he’s letting Mikey try it. He’ll try anything.
….and then Jay Carney told him that people have been burning fecal matter for heat and energy for years.
..put Michelle on a treadmill and dangle a burrito in front of her.
…but unfortunately sometimes even Joe Biden stops talking and the turbine stops.
…but nobody will agree to be plugged in to the Matrix
…but since it may have a detrimental impact on the Western Jackalope population, it will never pass an environmental review.
…and now all we have to do is find enough unicorns and pixies to scale it up to a practical level.
but Kermit is refusing to get on the bicycle
Croaking frogs.
…but he won’t tell you what it is unless you re-elect him.
It harnesses the power of outrage, which is generated after every blatantly false campaign ad he uses.
…and now he’s just waiting to hear back from the Nigerian Energy Commisioner to whom he sent Joe Biden with the $500 million as instructed in the email.
. . . when Malia came home from high school, having had her first chemistry class, which involved sticking a piece of copper into the Bunsen burner’s flame.
And of course it violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, but what do we care? What are you, a bitter, white, racist, clinging Republican engineer?
The company that created it has been fast-tracked for a low-interest TARP stimulus loan and is already preparing its subsequent bankruptcy filing.
Burning goose crap.
…it’s called “electricity”.
…after spending days staring at that solar thingy that spins inside the clear glass bulb when you put it in the sunlight.
…shovelling trillions of dollar bills into a furnace.
…when he discovered Cold Fusion in his waffles.
Burritos. Pickled Eggs. Coors. Match. Some assembly required.
1. Stop using coal, oil, natural gas.
2. ???
3. Green Energy!
Former, ??? = energy obtained from the vibrational modes of wife’s bottom. I count a fundamental and two higher harmonics, at least.
…using captured methane from Occupy camps.
Jimmy, yeah….but who’s gonna hook up the equipment to that massive bootie?
…but couldn’t build it because there wasn’t a road or bridge near by.
I nominate Harvey, FormerHostage, as an involuntary volunteer. He ain’t afraid of no bootie.
… but Joe Biden keeps burning his fingers on the shiny new box!
@22 – Who will hook up the equipment? Why, Guillermo Berra, of course.
“Who’s that?” you ask?
He’s THIS guy:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source… Trillion dollar bills ARE green right?
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source…quantitative easing.
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source…unfortunately it wasn’t black enough for Moochelle to be proud of.
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source… turnstiles instead of border fences.
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source… One side effect though.. Dog breath.
@26 – Didn’t Mythbusters do something similar?
… Turns out it is more cost-effective to just burn money then invest it in energy speculations.
… Someone sprayed http://www.grassbgreen.com/ in the coal mines.
But he wants to be “clear” so he ignored it.
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source
Drive around in 3 canadian buses with sasquatch hanging onto a pinwheel yelling “wheeee”!
it is the power of envy.
… but then Charlton Heston came along and told everyone it was people.
connecting all the founders of the U.S. to generators and harnessing all the energy of them spinning in their graves.
He’ll reveal it when those pesky oceans start receding
it’s similar to the “jobs” he
createdsavedimagined – all the energy use that has been criminalized and resulted in abundant energy due to his energy conservation efforts.I’m sorry, i was watching the Brazilian woman’s beach volleyball match, what was the question?
Rayfan87 for the win with the obscure Soylent reference.
Trying to move the country away from “Back to the Future”, he handed a no interest bribe to recreate the Flux Capaciter…some want to know Y?
and it’s name is Slurm
…it involves poking Bruce Banner with a stick and one doozy of a hamster wheel.
Good news is that picking those is a job we WILL do ourselves.
Obama’s Discovered a New Green Energy Source: Rather than throw our money down the gutter through crony companies like Solyndra, he now just throws bagfuls straight into the Oval Office fireplace.
Obama’s discovered a new green energy source… We will all be assigned a shift for the rowing team aboard trireme one.
A giant cash incinerator attached directly to the Fed.
Bacon to Rayfan87!
…but we need to send a trillion more dollars to Solyndra so they can figure a way to harness Obama’s awesomeness.
the center of the earth–and it’s shovel-ready!!–start digging, peasants.
Arugula-based fuel.
…… have the fed print so much money that it actually becomes cheaper to burn money than to burn coal or natural gas. Use the burning green-backs to generate electricity to recharge the government’s fleet of Chevy Volts.
….and athough it’s red, it makes me blue.
………..Lime jello. It doesn’t really do anything which means it fits right in with the rest of the “green energy” snake oil.
Bacon to Blarg (first comment – founding fathers – lol) and to Andrew Felsher for the nerd reference.
…and it’s 1/32 part Elizabeth Warren
@hadsil: Bacon to you!
Putting solar panels on the bottoms of Sandra Flukes feet will erase her daytime carbon footprint for mass produced latex condoms.
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