Yeah, I never saw that Snakes on a Plane movie. But I heard about it. That kinda contributed to me not wanting to see it.
But now some lady has sued Delta because of … Spiders On A Plane!
Yep, a woman on a Delta flight was bitten by a spider. That’s three such incidents in the last six years.
What worries me about this — well, other than Spiders On A Plane! — is that the TSA is stopping grandmothers and fondling children, they’re letting spiders through! And a simple pat-down of a spider would solve all the problems of … Spiders On A Plane!
I think Obama is beholding to the spider lobby.
Is there ANY lobby Obama isn’t beholdin’ to?
They’re Muslim spiders. For some reason they’re allowed to go right through onto the plane.
*spew*
Okay, now I’m hoping Mr. Right decides to photoshop some Muslim spiders. Only, I don’t think Charlotte will be writing “SOME PIG” over Wilbur’s pen.