Nothing is more fun than standing out in a hurricane while shouting up at the storm with defiant rage.
“Thanks to a better scheduling system, I can finally make time for that important bleeding.” -Blain
I liked Chris Christie’s speech better than Ann Romney, though I didn’t watch or read the transcript of either. My basic feeling is – without knowing anything about either speech – is that the Christie speech probably had more substance. And I like substance. And cheap fat jokes.
The left are threatened by how Republicans keep having their policies influenced by unelected people such as the Koch brothers and Math.
I once conceal carried dual 1911s while traveling cross country. You never know when a Jon Woo movie will suddenly break out.
30 minutes in to 22 hour trip, Buttercup announces she’s “All done in the car.”
The Democrats are always less strident when talking up the U.S. “America is a good country, comparable to Canada.”
Missed the Eastwood speech. Apparently it was either weird or awesome. Perhaps it was wawesome.
Is there ever talk of the Democrats closing up the gender gap with men? Like being less whiny or something?
Okay, a couple pages into the first chapter of book four of Game of Thrones and I’m bored.
So what’s Obama’s story for the DNC going to be? That he knows how to solve everything and that the first 4 years were to build suspense?
I’m working on a darker, grittier reboot of the Care Bears modeled after the A-Team. “Bears that care… for a price.”
I wish Jim Morrison had lived long enough to do a children’s album.
If my editorials don’t get enough attention, I’ll just start calling them “fact checking.”
By the whining of the left, I get the impression Obama was the first president ever to have to deal with an opposition party.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the squeaky mouse gets its head crushed with a hammer.
“C is for Cookie, and yet I feel empty inside.” -suicide note of the Cookie Monster.
Because of the Supreme Court case The State of New York v. Thimble, you can now collect your $200 before going to jail.
Really dumb lizards are kept in a herp-derpetarium.
Koalas sleep 23 hours a day. You’re really lucky if you go to a zoo during the hour they’re active and have their koala dance party.
Penguins can fly, but they’re all going for the “beat the ice world without flying” achievement.
So did they buy enough balloons for the DNC to cover up the unemployment rate?
Most non-political people seem surprised that needing a photo ID to vote isn’t already law. Because it’s just common sense.
If you think jobs are made by jobs bills, please don’t vote.
The Democrats have only superficial diversity. Does it really matter what color your arrogant, incompetent buffoon comes in?
“The DNC; you’ve never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. And Cory Booker is there too.”
I’m in Texas right now, BTW. It’s nice, but it’s all “Yee-haw!” this and “Yee-haw!” that.
I’m trying to act like a native, but I’ve already spent $100 in ammo for firing my gun in the air in excitement.
If Obama is doing a good job then I guess Jimmy Carter was the greatest president ever.
Favorite part of DNC is when old man Harry Reid says, “We would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling Constitution!”
I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.
“So I’m looking pretty much like a genius in retrospect, huh?” -Bill Clinton’s DNC speech, presumably
A line from Obama’s speech is “If I’m lying, may God strike me down” which was why they moved the speech inside.
The Democrats could really dominate again if they could find another politician like Bill Clinton but not so rapey.
The DNC can placate any of those who booed God and Jerusalem with free abortion vouchers.
They booed God at the DNC? Somehow Karl Rove has to be behind this.
The booing was bad. The “Give us Barabbas!” chant afterwards was even worse.
The president stands up for all religions people bitterly cling to.
Oh great; and now some of the delegates are forming a human shield around the golden calf to keep it from getting torn down.
Dems in disarray! Someone go fetch the empty chair to restore order!
They had to move the Obama speech inside because Elizabeth Warren did a rain dance and thus there was a 1 in 32 chance of rain.
Everyone keeps making fun of my eyebrows from that video. The camera adds ten pounds of brow.
I’m play Final Fantasy VII. Cloud sure can wield that weapon better than Pyramid Head.
With the weather in Charlotte, it’s starting to sound like the DNC needs to build an ark and put two of every interest group on it.
For some reason, A Feast for Crows
I missed the Obama speech. Did he apologize?
If you’re still an Obama-booster, you’re probably immune from results-based thinking and I’m guessing you loved the speech.
I hope Dolan stopped at Walgreens on the way here to pick up Sandra Fluke’s birth control.
I hate speeches. The only political stuff I watch is debates… even though nothing usually happens there either.
The most interesting, unscripted part of the DNC was when they booed God.
If you’ve finished reading How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome
Now that I’ve seen the new Kindle
So what’s the next thing we obsess on? The debates?
“I liked Chris Christie’s speech better than Ann Romney…”
Chris Christie is twice the spaeker Ann Romney is.
“Koalas sleep 23 hours a day. ”
Dang! And people think I’m lazy!
You were gone for three weeks?
Wecome back.
What did you bring me?
I hope it’s tuna.
A Texan wouldn’t advise you to stop shooting in excitement. He’d just tell you to get less excited about everything.
“Yay! Chef Boyardee for lunch!” blam blam
I guess the debates are the next big thing, but right now we’re busy watching Obama and company try to deny that anything happened in Libya or Egypt, and convince people that, in fact, there are no such places as Libya and Egypt.
Does Frank’s randomness increase with time or is that just my imagination?
This is like being fed a bowl of bacon bits for breakfast.
These thoughts are either too random, or not random enough.
Buttercup’s “All done in the car.” – a hilarious form of “Are we there yet?”
“30 minutes in to 22 hour trip, Buttercup announces she’s ‘All done in the car.'”
Let me offer you a little parenting advice here, Frank. Just do what my wife and I did the first time we experienced that same situation with one of our children. We just pulled over and put him out on the side of the road. You only have to do it once and you’ll never have the problem again. Although, sometimes we wonder whatever happened to that kid.
I guess the Democrats decided Cookie Monster had too many cookies and so they confiscated them all for the poor. After all, he didn’t make those cookies himself.
Cloud may swing the sword better, but Pyramid Head always lands a finishing blow.
Frank, just remind Buttercup what happened when Romney’s dog made it clear he was “all done in the car” !
Maybe I’m a bitter, old Conservative clinger (guns, religion, potato vodka)
but I give much pork belly credit for the line:
“I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.”
amongst many brilliant lines!
“herp-derpetarium”
😀
We put Dvd’s in and give them cups full of sugar and rum. They’re very quiet.