[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden…
BIDEN: …Folks, there’s a storm heading our way. And, you can thank the Republicans for this. This Hurricane Sandy. Republicans like Mitt Romney don’t want to do a thing about hurricanes. I’m serious folks. Years ago, guys like Tip O’Neill would go to Ronald Reagan, and they’d say, “Let’s get Joe Biden in here,” and some of the other guys who know how to get things done, and I’d go in there and seven or eight of us – from both sides of the aisle – we would have sat in a room until we had a piece of legislation that would have stopped hurricanes. But now, in the Republican party of Mitt Romney, we can’t get such a simple piece of legislation passed. We can’t even get those guys to agree that hurricanes are bad and need to be outlawed, to sign off on a piece of legislation that would end hurricanes. And these guys want to be in charge? Unbelievable folks, simply unbelievable…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here,”
That’s what Joe’s varsity football coach used to say after Joe set the national high school rushing record of 769 yards in one game.
…running out of the stadium and all the way home.
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here,”
That’s what Mr. Bailey said to Mr. Barnum when their top clown quit.
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here” said Senate Democrats after they couldn’t pass a budge. “On second thought, let’s not,” they concluded.
The keyboard ate my ‘t.’
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here” said Bill Clinton when he couldn’t retrieve his cigar.
Son of Bob – These are hilarious. I’ve enjoyed them all and you nail his mannerisms perfectly. Thankfully though, they won’t be needed after another week or so… but for nostalgia feel free to keep them coming!
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here” said Barack Obama staring at a BO dogdu pile.
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here” said the surgeon about to perform a simultaneous abortion, tubal ligation, breast implant, liposuction and tattoo removal – all the operations women are entitled to.
“Let’s get Joe Biden in here” said Obambi to keep the boardwalk from floating away.