Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds.

— Ceej (@ceejoyner) October 24, 2012

Public belief that God loves every person equally, no matter what his or her origin, is the Democratic definition of religious extremism.

— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) October 24, 2012

they should have called it Taken 2: The Legend of Girlies Sold

— karl hess (@karlhess) October 24, 2012

It’s worth noting that this close to an election, the left are completely incapable of legitimate outrage. Their humanity gets pushed way deep down where it can’t affect them as they go into political mode. If you murdered a liberal’s family around election time, his first thought would be, “If I got really angry about this, how would that affect Obama’s election chances?”

Now, Bill Clinton showed us exactly how much the left care about women and rape versus their own politics. When someone came out with very believable accusations of rape against Bill Clinton, they just ignored it and hoped it went away. Which it essentially did. I like to think this is a big difference between conservatives and liberals — conservatives have a few things we value more than politics. If we thought a candidate was guilty of rape, we would abandon that person. Yes, politically it would mean letting the other side win, but that’s not the worse thing in the world. We never threaten to move to Canada over that. We’re survivors. We deal.

So, anyway, the people acting all outraged about Mourdock’s statement are sociopaths. It’s obvious he was making a point (though perhaps inartfully) about how all life is precious to God, and those reading it any other way just want something to yell about so people don’t talk about the economy. Rape and abortion are awful issues, but they’ll embrace them if they think it will help politically. Because they’re scumbags. And the exact sort of people you don’t want making decisions about other citizens.

Obama is not emphasizing his plan for his 2nd term. That’s right. Obama finally has a plan.

People have been wondering what Obama has been doing these past four years. Obviously he hasn’t done much on jobs or the economy or lowering gas prices. That’s because he’s been devoting all his effort into this plan. The first four years of the Obama administration was just him getting a lay of the land and strategizing, and now he finally has a plan and is ready to implement it.

But some people are against reelecting Obama. That’s crazy. That means we’d lose Obama before he gets to his best part — implementing his plan. The plan that is four years in the making. Twenty whole pages. We invested all this time, scrimped and sacrificed while Obama sat there doing nothing but thinking up his plan, and now we want to make that all for naught and not even get to see his plan by kicking him out of office? Malarkey.

I mean, aren’t you even curious what is in this plan? I mean all that stuff Obama promised back in 2008 — that’s this plan. People just didn’t understand he meant they’d get all the things he promised fours year later after he had time to think. And now he has thought — basically done nothing but sit around for four years and work on this plan. It has to be the greatest plan ever. Who know what could be in it? Maybe instead of jobs, he’s getting us something even better. Something we can’t even imagine. And we won’t have to worry about gas because our cars will be powered by elven magic. And will fly. I’m probably low-balling how great the ideas are because, remember, this is the plan Obama has worked on for four years. This is when we finally get that Obama we were promised.

Man, I wonder what’s in that plan. I bet its windmills.