Obama is not emphasizing his plan for his 2nd term. That’s right. Obama finally has a plan.
People have been wondering what Obama has been doing these past four years. Obviously he hasn’t done much on jobs or the economy or lowering gas prices. That’s because he’s been devoting all his effort into this plan. The first four years of the Obama administration was just him getting a lay of the land and strategizing, and now he finally has a plan and is ready to implement it.
But some people are against reelecting Obama. That’s crazy. That means we’d lose Obama before he gets to his best part — implementing his plan. The plan that is four years in the making. Twenty whole pages. We invested all this time, scrimped and sacrificed while Obama sat there doing nothing but thinking up his plan, and now we want to make that all for naught and not even get to see his plan by kicking him out of office? Malarkey.
I mean, aren’t you even curious what is in this plan? I mean all that stuff Obama promised back in 2008 — that’s this plan. People just didn’t understand he meant they’d get all the things he promised fours year later after he had time to think. And now he has thought — basically done nothing but sit around for four years and work on this plan. It has to be the greatest plan ever. Who know what could be in it? Maybe instead of jobs, he’s getting us something even better. Something we can’t even imagine. And we won’t have to worry about gas because our cars will be powered by elven magic. And will fly. I’m probably low-balling how great the ideas are because, remember, this is the plan Obama has worked on for four years. This is when we finally get that Obama we were promised.
Man, I wonder what’s in that plan. I bet its windmills.
Obama’s plan for second term is to spend 4 years complaining about everything he inherited from his 1st adminstration!
very funny post! ‘could have been written by a serious Nan Pelosi (“We have to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it”)
OBAMA PLAN:
1) Raise taxes
2) Increase regulations
3) Expand role of TSA
4) Spend more money
5)???
6) Success = complete destruction of United States
basically done nothing but sit around for four years and work on this plan.
I wouldn’t call increasing the federal government’s accumulated deficit by $5 trillion doing nothing.
The first thing you must understand is that it should be written as The Plan. The Plan is so super awesome that America will be grateful he held it back. It’s like if Albert Pujols went up against a little league pitcher – we would want Pujols to pull a few swings to give the appearance of tension. The appearance of high unemployment, the image of weakness and bowing all around the world, the fiction of 16 trillion in debt – we needed this.
Would you have really wanted to see The Avengers if, in the very first scene, the Hulk grabbed Loki and smashed him up and then the words “The End” appeared on screen? Of course not. So basically, Obama wanted to remind everyone that Romney is a racist Chitauri and our aircraft carriers don’t fly and stuff and now, he’s releasing the Hulk of The Plan to smash the Tea Party. If you were wondering what he was doing during the first debate when Romney was giving him a musket in the junk, now we know. Obama was working on The Plan.
Obama’s plan:
1. Finish killing the coal industry – except coal exported to China.
2. Promote genetically modified crops (Monsanto).
3. Prohibit all oil drilling on Government land.
4. Implement Obamacare while raising taxes.
5. Continue suing states implementing Federal law.
6. Prohibit prosecuting of bank and Wall Street fraud.
7. Implement more gun control.
8. Cut military in half.
9. Help Mideast countries destroy Israel.
10. Promote the UN’s “Project 21.”
11. Work deals with Putin to save Russia’s petrochemical industry.
12. Kiss China’s ass.
(There’s more but my eyes are crossed…)
Louis Dega had a plan and we all know how that errrrrrr came out.
His PLAN is to build a new golf course at the White House
I know what is on my copy of Obamanation’s plan.
Oops.
I flushed it afterwards.
…And then, along with Dinsdale, he came up with The Other, Other Plan.
What a rip-off. Everybody knows really commies make FIVE year plans. I want my extra year please.
You know, if you leave out the index (really, an index on 20 pages) and all the purty pictures of Bambi it’s probably closer to 5 pages.