[High Praise! to Teri O’Brien]
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Slobbering press fans
are thunderstruck watching it.
The One lays an egg.
Magnificent Mitt scores
as empty suit watches stunned.
Real smart guy that Mitt.
Jackass Obama
regains his voice the next day.
TelePrompTer back.
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Three more at Teri O’Brien
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Aboard the SpaceX cargo rocket…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden…
BIDEN: …and so, now the Republicans are trying to make a big deal about the fact that Barack attended Martha Raddatz’s wedding. This is seriously what they’re talking about folks. This is what they’re actually talking about. With all the problems this country has after the last four years, they’re talking about a wedding that Barack attended back in 1991. My God, that was 30 years ago! And, let me tell ya something. I know Martha Raddatz. I know her very well. Jill and I have been to dinner at her house many times. My wife has gone on vacations with her, and girls’ nights out. She stays with us when she’s in town. So, I know her very, very well, and I can tell you that there’s not a biased bone in her body. I know that my friend Martha Raddatz will do a great job moderating my debate…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
[High Praise! to Laughing Conservative]
Or, as Dennis Miller tweeted, “Romney keeps this up, Obama’s gonna vote for him.”
Saw this headline on Drudge: “Billionaire to unveil design for TITANIC II in NYC”.
I thought it was gonna be about Warren Buffett’s suggestions for Obama’s 2nd term.
