Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds.

— Ceej (@ceejoyner) October 24, 2012

Public belief that God loves every person equally, no matter what his or her origin, is the Democratic definition of religious extremism.

— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) October 24, 2012

they should have called it Taken 2: The Legend of Girlies Sold

— karl hess (@karlhess) October 24, 2012