Random Thoughts: Reciprocity, Suspects, and Gorm

What arguments against national reciprocity for conceal carry isn’t refuted by the peace in the 40 states with shall issue laws?

I mean, some people still argue the “Wild West” will break out if conceal carry is expanded. These people have no connection with reality.

So, without the 60 vote threshold, we’d have more background checks but we’d also have national reciprocity. I’d have made that trade.

There are 40+ states with right to carry. There have been no problems. Any objections you have to conceal carry are emotional and stupid.

FACT: Despite universal support for gun rights in the modern era, there were cities in America that banned handguns as recently as 2010.

I was already beating up anyone wearing a baseball cap backwards so I’m good.

I never thought the douchebags would turn violent.

No matter how rich you are, eventually XX gets you.

If you see some douche try to buy a pressure cooker, you report that.

“If you wore the hat normal, it would help conceal your face.”
“No. I just can’t be that non-douchey.”

Well, at least it’s nice the suspect is someone we can all come together hating: guys who wear baseball caps backwards.

“Gormless” is bad? To me, “gorm” sounds like something you don’t want.

Was a long time ago the grandfather clock known as just the father clock?

Or maybe even longer ago “kid clock.”

15 Comments

  1. “What arguments against national reciprocity for conceal carry…?”

    The same rational states use for not recognizing marriage and driver’s licenses issued by other states. Hey, wait a second…

  2. Example of gormlessness:

    “John Kerry Makes Gaffe On Boston Red Sox Tradition” -Breibart TV | 4-18-2013]

    On video, the pretend Massachusetts sport fan and man-of the-people John Kerry refers to the Red Sox ‘santhem as “Sweet Adeline.”

    Fail!

  3. back in the beginning, when god was handing out attributes, a group was offered gawm. they cried out, “uh, uh. none of that!” so the gawmless were created. which over time morphed to gormless. also liberals were born as gawm was from the middle english and old norse for “sense, or intellect”.

  4. More pressure cooker jokes:

    * The bombers hated America and were just letting off steam.

    * Don’t talk about ‘venting your grievances’ lest people suspect you own a pressure cooker.

    * “You got a permit for that pressure cooker?”

    * “Freeze! Drop the pressure cooker! No! Wait!”

    * If you say things like, “Man, I feel like I’m in a pressure cooker!” you might be a doüche.

  5. “Was a long time ago the grandfather clock known as just the father clock?”

    No, Frank. The grandfather clock’s status was grandfathered-in long ago because grampa had a lot of time on his hands.

  6. ““Gormless” is bad? To me, “gorm” sounds like something you don’t want.”

    Oh, for a minute there I thought you wrote “Gorn.” Kirk defeated the Gorn in trial by combat and we can only assume the Metrons destroyed the Gorn ship. So, they’ve had it out for us ever since the future. But, you wrote “GorM” That’s very different. Never mind.

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