Had a girlfriend who claimed every letter of the alphabet had a sex and insisted on comparing her judgements with mine. We did not marry.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) April 18, 2013
“Pics even if you didn’t care it happened!” – Instagram
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) April 18, 2013
A species of giant, disease-carrying snails is killing crops in Florida. It’s being called “the most normal thing happening in Florida.”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 18, 2013
When I hear someone described as fun-loving, I have to meet them. What a fascinating individual this person who loves fun. Amazing really.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) April 18, 2013
CNN analysts note that the suspects may, or may not, have changed clothes in the last several days.
— Matt Viser (@mviser) April 18, 2013
I’ve said it for decades: There’s something fundamentally wrong with wearing baseball caps backward if you’re not a catcher.
— Dave Barry (@rayadverb) April 18, 2013
“Suspect is most likely armed and dangerous. And really into Maroon 5.”
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) April 18, 2013
I’m no genius but maybe start by questioning the people who gave a “Thumbs Down” on YouTube to the FBI surveillance video.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) April 18, 2013