Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
…how to stay away longer.
…breaking up. “it’s not you; it’s me”
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
the next great public health crusade, eliminate the threat of Conservatism and destroy the traditional American way.
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
price increases and denial of services.
… the heartbreak of Soros-itis.
… Alepposuction (for Syrian & ISIS patients, mainly)
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
retirement at Auschwitz
‘Cause you’re just a drag on the State.
….using their air conditioners, if nobody drops dead from “heat” then their propaganda will die. You’re against death, RIGHT?
…their bad breath – that mouthwash just ain’t makin’ it…
…electile dysfunction(i.e. the tragedy of voting Republican).
…better living through chemicals (sponsored by Soma)…
…new ObamaCare mandated assisted suicide options.
Mandatory “co-payments” to the Democrat party in order to get treated
… if you have an insurrection lasting more than forty-eight hours.
…exhaling. It has been proven to produce carbon dioxide.
…race, since the Starbucks effort was a flop.
. . . taking a trip to the nearest ethical suicide parlor.
long term benefits of same sex marriage
rejecting white privilege and trans-racial augmentation
…that thing in your pants – is it a gun or are you just happy to see him / her / it?
…tricorder anomalies
Turning your ‘outie’ into an ‘innie’
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
getting their carbon output well below the new required maximum levels mandated by the EPA.
…minimizing the whining when describing their symptoms. Nobody likes a whiner.
… how even if they like them, they can’t keep ’em.
… one more thing the patient will have to pass to find out what’s in it.
… replacing your GPs with GPS; the benefits of getting a SIMplant.
… Obama’s idea that “at some point, you’ve earned enough years on this planet. Ya know, ya gotta spread ’em around a little to some other folks.”
… redistribution of health.
.. the choice between taking the blue pill or paying a tax for not taking the blue pill.
… how frequently they need to resort to using the john (roberts, that is).
The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…
bending over and taking it like the good little prole you have become.
. . . how much better off they are under Obamacare.
. . . how “unsafe” conservatives make them feel, so that conservative viewpoints may be banned from college campuses under Title IX – oh wait, mission already accomplished.
. . . how exposure to conservative viewpoints leads to PTSD, so that conservatism may be banned altogether as a public health hazard.
. . . how to avoid being punched in the face by eschewing hippie-ism.
… Youth in Asia (per the audio transcript).
… medicine. Socialized medicine. National, socialized medicine.
And then, not so much about medicine.
… single-payer health care — where one single payer pays for everyone else’s health care.
… the crucial difference between health insurance and health care, you dopes — now that the law has passed and been upheld.
…broken kneecaps and how signing up with Obamacare actually prevents this epidemic from infecting their loved ones.
…old age infirmities and how a pre mortem can diagnose what probably would have killed them.
…deductible payments being doubled for the obese, and wow Mrs Jones you’re weighing in at three bills.
…having less bread with their circuses.
…converting to Islam, so as to not offend their doctors.