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The Etiquette Of Wearing Sunglasses
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The Etiquette Of Wearing Sunglasses
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Not a “matrix.” More like three tiers….
The second tier is somewhat confusing.
Leftmost is the guy going down a corridor pretending to air-rev an imaginary motorcycle? He’s not wearing sunglasses. Is that wrong? Is he Goofus or Gallant?
The guy at the grill and the guy air-fishing are not wearing them either. Why? It’s presumably pretty bright out. I gather that they are in the “allowed-to-wear-sunglasses” category, so why aren’t they?
The guy at the funeral isn’t wearing them; he just has them hanging from his shirt. This is considered wearing sunglasses? That’s not the normal use of the term. He still looks like a douche.
I have to admit, I’m guilty of bottom center all the time. Especially at the grocery store, where I’m always bending down to reach for something. Cannot tell you how many times sunglasses have fallen out of the top button of my shirt (and sometimes broken) when I lean over. I finally said hell with it, tuck ’em in the back.
Judge me as you will. I will stay up tonight dwelling on it.
Why, yes.
Yes I am.
Just not here.