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I kinda liked:
“Sure, buddy. ‘Humans.’ Whatever you say…”
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“Let there be light.”
Oh no.
Once upon a time, Pew! Pew!!
Robots are whack. Go to sleep.
Planet Klystron is out of orbit!
Now, take me to your leader.
My phaser…it’s never on stun!
Okay, Jerry, punch out an orbit!
We taste like chicken? You, too!
Something inside me. Kill me now.
“Time’s broken” he said. Backwards. Twice.
Illegal aliens, they come to work.
No life here. Oops, something moved.
I am immortal.
Not you, though.
“Seriously, I mean your real leader.”
Mist drifting. Cats evolving. Humanity ending.
You mean peace? We mean war!
You brought cookies? Welcome to Earth!
Jesus is back. And He’s pissed!
“I’m afraid you’ve misjudged us. We wanted you to fight for us. Now you must die.”
From Babylon 5, but it rocks
“Like us? You will become us!”
Sun explodes. 8 minutes. Death awaits.
Alien me. Alien you. Coexistence impossible.
Soon this will be mine! Not.
PLACARD IN MUSEUM OF THE UNIVERSE’S TERRA DISPLAY
“Only race to ever self destruct”