In Philadelphia, a service dog called 911 to save her blind owner from a fire.
If Obama had been the dog, bet his first move would’ve been to try negotiating for smaller flames.
In Philadelphia, a service dog called 911 to save her blind owner from a fire.
If Obama had been the dog, bet his first move would’ve been to try negotiating for smaller flames.
Or, if Obama had been the dog, his first statement would’ve been:
“Eat me!”
“There’s no question the firemen acted stupidly.”
“If you like your burning house, you can keep your burning house.”
“This was workplace-related. There’s no evidence fire was the cause of this.”
If Obama was the dog he would have been on the back canine.
If Obama had been the dog,
he would have insisted the fire monitor itself — with a third party’s observation when the fire deemed it appropriate.
Obama would be on his back with a Russian wolfhound’s jaws around his neck.
If Obama had been the dog, he’d have been playing golf while the house burned down.
I Obama was the dog he would have been a Nero Wolf.