“We thought this dumpster fire was going to turn into something else in the general.”
The GOP are realizing too late that the politically courageous thing would also have been the politically smart thing.
Hillary Clinton proves that a woman can do anything as long as she marries a man who did it first and has no principles to hold her back.
The Democrat primary is a thrilling story of someone overcoming all her advantages to eventually beat the underdog.
Has La Raza ever released a formal position on the Trump Grill taco bowls?
“This shattered glass ceiling was brought to you by Goldman Sachs.”
“Let’s elect this rabid squirrel! He’s not beholden to any special interests… other than rabies.”
This is good.
This is fine.
Things could be worse.
The country will most likely survive this.
At least, maybe, the planet.
“Mr. Gorbachev, delete your account!”
Watching Batman: The Animated Series with daughter. She thinks it’s “silly” Batman keeps saving the Joker from dying. Yep.
Noticed in The Animated Series, Batman doesn’t have a Batman voice. He has a Bruce Wayne voice he only uses when in public as Wayne.
There are freedom and liberty solutions to problems… if anyone is still interested in that sort of thing.
Remember when the Democrats rejected Hillary Clinton as old news back in 2008? Good times.
Now we’re to the stage of the election where the Democrats who rejected Hillary as old news in 2008 pretend to be excited about her.
Republicans, on the other hand, are stuck pretending their abhorrent garbage fire looks great in the living room.
The most destructive myth about science is that it is capable of ending debates once and for all.
People keep referring to #NeverTrump as some sort of organized group, but I thought it was just people who think the guy is awful.
Can’t wait to introduce my kids to the favorite show from my childhood, The Simpsons, and then it’s weird to remember it’s still on the air. I was Bart’s age when the show premiered. Now I’m Homer’s age.
Stop offering “thoughts and prayers”! Instead, pretend there’s a magic gun control law that would have stopped this that the NRA is blocking.
Apparently, people are congratulating Trump every time there is an Islamic terrorist attack. Is he the leader of ISIS?
If the idea is gun laws can stop a terrorist attack, does that mean we need stricter gun laws than Paris?
Gun laws can’t stop a terrorist attack. They can’t even stop a gang shooting.
We should have hate crime laws. It should be illegal to love crime.
There is no need for the average citizen to have guns. Only President Trump and his cronies should have guns.
I never thought I’d have to spend so much of life explaining which films are Pixar and which are CGI Disney.
Background checks won’t stop murderers from getting guns. Bans on AR-15s won’t stop mass shootings. You’re not taking this seriously.
Two things left are arguing right now:
1. A man who is basically Hitler could become president
2. Only the government should have guns
You can’t ban “military-style weapons” because you can’t base a law on a made up term with no concrete definition.
If a type of gun is way too lethal for any person to have, then start by banning it from government use.
The world used to be a peaceful utopia, but then guns were invented in the 1960s and have been nothing but trouble since.
There are over 100 million Christians in this country, all with easy access to guns. If you’re honestly scared of Christians, HOLY CRAP!
How about just a ban on assault Muslims?
If you don’t want people to have guns, you’re going to need a lot of guns.
Repealing the 2nd Amndment doesn’t remove the right to bear arms. It just allows the government to use force to oppress that right.
The Bill of Rights doesn’t create rights; it just makes them explicit in hopes our government won’t infringe them.
U.S. could raise revenue with freemium model. Everyone gets to play democracy for free, but you can buy liberty gems to unlock more votes.
“The government should be allowed to make a ‘bad person’ list and if you’re on it you can’t buy a gun. Or vote.” -progressives, maybe
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE: “Let’s see what the Constitution has to say about this.”
holds up Constitution puppet
PUPPET: “Commerce clause!”
If you believe a “good guy with a gun” stopping violence is a fantasy, disarm the government.
“The government should be allowed to make a ‘bad person’ list and if you’re on it you can’t buy a gun. Or vote.” -progressives, maybe
The Double Secret Probation codicil of the the Commerce Clause.
Some of those thoughts are very Trumpesque, Frank.
The very best of the best:
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Two things left are arguing right now:
1. A man who is basically Hitler could become president
2. Only the government should have guns
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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE: “Let’s see what the Constitution has to say about this.”
holds up Constitution puppet
PUPPET: “Commerce clause!”
The Commerce Clause already lets the federal government stick its nose in. It is the rational for requiring purchase of firearms through an FFL rather than having them delivered from Amazon.
So, I’ve come to the wild conclusion that maybe Trump is the perfect president for the United States. Yes he is a total nut job, but hear me out. I got the idea from the Nuke the Moon essay. If the goal is to appear as irrational as possible as a nation, then dropping a nuke on the moon would work pretty well, but wouldn’t we appear even more irrational if we elected Trump as president. Plus imagine if Trump nuked the moon, we would achieve levels of national insanity never before even conceived of.
Clinton or Trump, Frank?
Take a stand. Hold your nose if you have to.
This is full of win.
“you can’t base a law on a made up term with no concrete definition.” you say this about guns. The left says this about bathrooms.
You can’t make a law using a language that asserts no lasting meaning to any word.
BAN ASSAULT MUSLIMS NOW !!! They may look like a regular innocent Muslim but at any time one could blow up and cause an attack on innocent sheeple.