Straight Line of the Day: Now That Hillary’s Clinched the Nomination, What Will Bernie Sanders’s Supporters Do?

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Now that Hillary’s clinched the nomination, what will Bernie Sanders’s supporters do?

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  1. Micromanage other people’s microaggressions…

    Hang out at Starbucks…

    Assure one another that they REALLY, REALLY tried…

    Hire themselves out to Hillary as a rent-a-mob…

  2. Cut their hair, get a job, join a church, get married, raise a bunch of hard-working God-fearing kids. Don’t laugh – it’s more plausible than the Socialist Utopia they all believed Bernie would give them.

  3. Now that Hillary’s clinched the nomination, what will Bernie Sanders’s supporters do?

    gnash their teeth, rend their garments and women will ululate their lamentations.

  4. Now that Hillary’s clinched the nomination, what will Bernie Sanders’s supporters do?

    Be retrained in their favorite catchphrase, “You want fries with that?”

    Read an economics book and be amazed to learn about savings, supply and demand, and . . . aw, who am I kidding?

    Flock to Hillary like flies to . . .

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