Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Cattle that escaped from a St. Louis slaughterhouse are going to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Cattle that escaped from a St. Louis slaughterhouse are going to…
…register as Democrats so they will forever protected.
… ground.
…take advantage of the open Gateway Arch.
not to be confused with the Golden Arches.
…drop out of Bovine University.
…take in the Worlds Fair. (They’re cows. They don’t know that they are 113 years too late. It’s not like they wear wrist watches.)
…to a sanctuary city for cows where they will have a safe space and not be triggered by right-wing beef eaters.
That would be Chick-fil-A…
…have an ill-fated run-in with Black Lives Matter when they insist that their lives matter too…
…Stanford, after writing “#BlackAngusLivesMatter” 100 times on their applications. Majoring in Ungulate Studies. Hooves up…
… Don’t Chute
Cattle that escaped from a St. Louis slaughterhouse are going to…Detroit!
Disney World!
be missing from my dinner plate this week.
try out for a roster spot with the Sand Diego Padres.
…hoof it for the nearest Sanctuary Stockyard.
…the Last Roundup.
…get their own reality show.
… be revealed as Russian agents.
…blame it on a “bum steer.”
,,,beef-up and admit they were scared to death.
…end up contracting bovine spongy farm incentive apathy.
That’s for Oppo to do something with.
… go back if they catch so-called Maddow disease
…NOT sing “How Ya Gonna Keep ‘Em Down On The Farm After They’ve Seen St. Louis.”
… prove that missed steaks were made.
… get T-shirts that say “Can’t We All Just Git Along?”
… Wall Street to destroy that SJW “Brave Girl” sculpture so the MSM will finally stop talking about it.
…applied to Stanford with an essay that said #
BlackCowLivesMatter, 100 times. They’ll be getting instate tuition, of course (aka NO tuition).…be slaughtered by PETA so they can’t be exploited by being used for food.
Heifer the hills.
…be udderly hilarious
head for Wisconsin to find some Dairy Air
Another slaughterhouse. You don’t think that they would let valuable and tasty meat get away, do youm
…eventually be carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives…
Excuse me… Did you say “knives”?
Rotating knives, yes.
… turn out to be fake news: it was just The View shooting in St. Louis.
… disable AutoCorrect: they thought they were buying tickets to an Abba tour.
Straight into MAH BELLY!!!!! I want muh baby-back, baby-back, baby-back RIBS!!
Ferguson, Missouri, just a short trip away.
India…at least that’s where I’d go if I were a cow on the run. India.
…to join ISIS, after hearing they support the tallow ban.
…to DICK’S sporting goods, to arm themselves with some Jugs guns.
…spare only Gary Larson in their war on humans.
First act of vengeance, starving Tom T. Hall to death, in Roanoke Va.
…stampede…through the Vatican. They thought it would be kinky.