Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump wants to make one small change to the UN…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump wants to make one small change to the UN…
…only paying them in small change.
….making it UNfunded…
…deporting all non-Americans.
…keeping all those pesky foreigners out…
…converting the building into a Triumph Hotel.
…making it like the Olympics, requiring it to move every four years to a new host country, who then must underwrite the costs…
Only if we can’t host it again.
putting the buildings onto pontoons and pushing them out to sea.
… — kind of like a diaper. And for the same reason.
… removing the ‘policies-‘n’-secrets’ vending machine that Hillary had installed in the Barack room.
… “Non-Binding Resolutions” will now be printed on one-ply toilet paper and stored in the bathrooms.
President Trump wants to make one small change to the UN…
moving it about 150 feet to the East.
giving it to North Korea
making UN officials pay all their parking tickets and moving violations.
President Trump wants to make one small change to the UN…
return it to the original 5 permanent members. [Soviet Union? doesn’t exist anymore. Gone. China? That would have been Nationalist China so, Hello Taiwan!] I guess we could “add” a second US seat, since we pay the bills. There, a small change indeed.
Trump: “I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he name six permanent members or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is the U.S.A., the most powerful country in the world, and would blow your country clean up, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punks?”
… build a wall around it.
…putting it on the moon. IMAO will take care of the rest…
President Trump wants to make one small change to the UN…
Move the building to Gitmo, after naming Susan Rice as UN ambassador
Redevelopment. Ideal for luxury condos. install a pier for the yachts.
But how will you get rid of the smell?
…declaring it a SuperFund Cleanup site.
…nuke it from orbit. Bonus: he wipes New York for free!