Random Thoughts: Dinners and Zelda

How do you not do an “A-maze-ing Spider-Man” pun for this? Sometimes it seems like our society is too far gone to be saved.

This whole avoiding the appearance of impropriety thing is crazy. Affairs barely ever happen and only to really evil men (like Bill Clinton).

You may be wondering why Trump is punching himself really hard in the junk – that’s a negotiating tactic.

Mike Pence sure has become an extreme target of irrational partisan hatred. He’s a politician; there should be good reasons to hate him.

I’m very proud of my daughter’s asymmetric warfare in Legend of Zelda.
She’s too scared to charge in fighting like I do, so she come up with lots of sneaky ways to kill enemies.

Are one on one business dinners a common thing? Has no one asked me to dinner because I’m bad at business?
I have had business one on one lunch. Don’t drink three martinis during that. It doesn’t work.

If Trump continues being horrible and everyone continues hating him, I may have to vote for him in 2020.

With his homemade sword and shield, my son looks like a kid from the 50s… except he’s emulating a video game character.

I love the You’re Welcome song from Moana. It is very good.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – the waiting for it to stop raining simulator

Not a conspiracy theorist, but I saw Trump, Putin, and Bernie Sanders in a room together doing that Russian crouching kicking dance thing.

Competition is good. Maybe Dems should make their own Supreme Court and advertise its shorter wait times on judicial review.

Man, I’ve had that new Zelda for a month now and still all I want to do is play more Zelda.

If they nuke the filibuster, then anyone who tries to filibuster might die of radiation poisoning.

There needs to be a lot more mansplaining that that 77% statistic isn’t about women getting unequal pay for the exact same work.

The most exciting thing about becoming a Supreme Court justice is you finally are allowed to see the Constitution. I wonder what it says?

1984, but instead of trying to get Winston to say 2+2=5, they’re trying to get him to say yes to “Is Pepsi okay?”

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    • My theory is that the pun was either used in Volume I and they didn’t want to appear gouche or they’re saving it for the big finish in Volume III. Always leave you’re audience wanting more.

  1. I have had business one on one lunch. Don’t drink three martinis during that. It doesn’t work.

    You’re not supposed to drink them. Just gargle, then spit them back into the cup.

  2. “Maybe Dems should make their own Supreme Court …”

    Dems already have their own circuit court: the Ninth. If they create a Bizarro Supreme Court that overturns Ninth Circuit Court rulings, it might then be supporting the Constitution. Or doing the opposite. Smoke might start coming out of their ears.

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