Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
Surprise! Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
Leprechauns
…the friends and neighbors plan…
…United Airlines…
…tracking software to record visits to IMAO…
binoculars made out of toilet paper rolls
Furbies.
…a contract with Boris and Natasha.
…Pokémon.
Surprise! Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
Microsoft tracking software which gives away $5,000 to everyone who forwards email.
Pay phones
…Hoovers and Dysons. (They’re really going after the dirt.)
Surprise! Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
paid for “research” commissioned by the Democrat Party.
TunaCAMS
Community Organizers
and the “Black Ops — No, I Mean Lives — Matter” movement.
… the Costanza Method: Looking and Listening. You must look; looking is vital; but you cannot discount the listening.
If caught, simply say, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
. . . state acculturated children who inform on their nekulturny parents.
…noise cancelling headphones
…those little, fake, buggy flowers on your restaurant table.
…the internet. The good news is they’ve only been watching you if you happen to be a pron star.
Turns out the NSA has been secretly spying on Americans by using…
genuine Capt. Video spy and decoder rings made of high impact plastic.
… their social media feeds.