So now you are pandering to the colorblind coalition… I am offended that you would strip the colors from my sight just because they can’t see the difference between puce and vermillion.
…contains the motto
1. Stupid English Pigdogs (come back and I shall taunt you again)
2 I’m your huckleberry
3. All your base are belong to us
4 Do not taunt happy fun ball
5. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout
6. Quisnam Igitur Sanus
7 All of the above
8. “Don’t Bank On Me”
9. “These Colors Don’t Run Anything”
10. “Old Gloria”
11. “The Crescent, Stars, and A Few Good Bars”
12. “The Star-Spangled Gun-Banners”
13. “Respect Our Authoritah”
The new EU flag will depend on the day of the week, a tentative schedule open to endless debate follows:
Monday: White, for surrender
Tuesday: Green, for the Muslims
Wednesday: Red, for the socialist/communist/Maoist/Stalinist/Marxist/Leninist
Thursday: Brown, for the general crappiness of the whole thing
Friday: Yellow, for general cowardice
Saturday: Blue, for depression and in honor of the suicide rate
Sunday: Black, for their funeral
A bunch of stars on a sinking Titanic, with one star in a lifeboat. That would be Britain.
…is the old French battle flag.
A white eagle on a white background.
…is raining stars.
Well, it certainly ain’t Raining Men…
It’s Raining Men
….has the Prophet Mohammad and his 72 virgins on it.
…is all gray. “We want to be inclusive and not offend anyone.”
So now you are pandering to the colorblind coalition… I am offended that you would strip the colors from my sight just because they can’t see the difference between puce and vermillion.
It’s per the Crayola Koran!
… needs a snappy anthem: how about “Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief”?
… shows a Muslim rampant on a field of “Or.”
The EU’s new flag…
is Sharia compliant.
…shows rampant “up-twinkles” on a sea of puce…
The EU’s new flag…
will probably require Russia’s approval.
…is suitable for surrender…
The French scoff at this comment. I just heard Bernard Cazeneuve say “Ici… Tenez mon vin…” (Here…Hold my wine…)
…a different shade of yellow for each remaining country as a backdrop for a cringing chicken.
The EU’s new flag…
Has a cresent moon and star…so everyone can see the direction the EU is headed.
always droops, no matter how hard or which way the wind is blowing.
…would best be utilized perforated and put on a roll.
Sorry Hokie, didn’t see this before I posted mine.
That will be one Up-Vote for your penance…
It’s all good…great minds think alike and all that…
Comes 18 rolls to the package.
Please don’t squeeze the EU Flag.
…just had Obama bow to it.
…display protocol was just updated to indicate that the proper method of display in “No-Go” areas of the EU is “On Fire.”
I had an entry here, but after reading all of the above, I’m laughing and it reset my brain. I say Bacon! to all.
…contains the motto
1. Stupid English Pigdogs (come back and I shall taunt you again)
2 I’m your huckleberry
3. All your base are belong to us
4 Do not taunt happy fun ball
5. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout
6. Quisnam Igitur Sanus
7 All of the above
8. “Don’t Bank On Me”
9. “These Colors Don’t Run Anything”
10. “Old Gloria”
11. “The Crescent, Stars, and A Few Good Bars”
12. “The Star-Spangled Gun-Banners”
13. “Respect Our Authoritah”
14. “Let’s Run This Up The Poll And See If Anyone Salutes”
The new EU flag will depend on the day of the week, a tentative schedule open to endless debate follows:
Monday: White, for surrender
Tuesday: Green, for the Muslims
Wednesday: Red, for the socialist/communist/Maoist/Stalinist/Marxist/Leninist
Thursday: Brown, for the general crappiness of the whole thing
Friday: Yellow, for general cowardice
Saturday: Blue, for depression and in honor of the suicide rate
Sunday: Black, for their funeral
… is half-mast. The “m” is silent.
… is, like Europe, both folded and draped. The “d,” like the press, is silent.
with the Motto:
We Celebrate Diversity – All are welcome whether, black, brown, red, yellow, or normal.
. . . was going to look more like the flag of the United Federation of Planets in order to curry popularity, but after those last few movies . . .
…shows yellow rampant on a field of yellow.
(Hey, Juan McStain likes it.)
Will display the picture of a giant wooden badger