A little explanation: in the comments to this post, Oppo [High Praise!] thought this line from Frank J. could be turned into a good SLOTD, and I agree:
“I’m certainly glad my doctor doesn’t practice medicine the way my legislature legislates.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
…I practice Darts.
…North Korea practices missile testing
…Michelle Obama improves school lunches
…Harvey practices SLOTD creation…
…Michael Mann practices scientific integrity…
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
my bookie scalps Cleveland Browns Super Bowl tickets
Joe Biden practices deep level thinking
the Koran preaches peace and loving thy infidel neighbor
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
his ancestors did on the plains of East Africa.
a cannibal practices food preparation.
my mechanic practices cooking.
only a bureaucratic committee could envision it.
…like liberals practice logic.
Stephen Hawking practices Latin ballroom dance.
a baby treats a diaper.
JaMarcus Russell practiced football.
…Frank blogs. (No booing! See, I don’t have an Obamacare doctor.)
…Colin Kaepernick does patriotism.
… Mr Magoo practices proctology.
…like any other drug dealer, but a little higher priced.
His Office Manager is El Chapo’s niece.
…but if I DID have an Obamacare doctor, he’d look like Trayvon Martin.
Dead?
I’m glad you noticed that!
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
Susan Rice practices honesty and integrity
Pauly Shore practices acting
Liberals practice tolerance
The 9th Circus Court practices logic and adherence to the Constitution
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
it should be, if he could, but can’t, so he doesn’t.
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
…Bernie Madoff practices high finance.
…a witchdoctor practices surgery.
…Al Gore practices environmentalism.
…radical Islamist practice peace.
the way alligators eat grass.
Charlie Sheen practices sobriety.
Caitlyn Jenner practices his “mommy voice.”
Snakes practice rollerblading
My Obamacare doctor practices medicine the way…
Milli Vanilli practices Christmas carols
The DMV practices smiling, polite customer service using well-trained professionals
Gigli won numerous Oscars
….public schools teach history.
….public schools teach English.
….public schools teach math.
….public schools teach constitutional law.
….public schools teach how to tell the bleeping time on a normal bleeping clock.
I think I’m seeing a pattern here..
…my local pusher practices wealth re-distribution, I rob you to pay him for something that will kill me.
…SNL practices being funny.
…Ted Kennedy practiced being a good samaritan.
…local farmers feed their pigs.
…Allen Iverson practiced practice.
Better than how Latrell Sprewell handled practice…
the way Darth Vader practiced fatherhood.
the way Soros practices the golden rule.
the way liberals follow the Constitution.
…the way Doc did on Gunsmoke.