Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to pay off the national debt, President Trump should sell…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to pay off the national debt, President Trump should sell…
…since Hillary already sold Yellow Cake to the Russians, perhaps he can find a market for Yellowstone.
…J. Crew T shirts.
In order to pay off the national debt, President Trump should sell…
use rights to the word “impeachment”.
In order to pay off the national debt, President Trump should sell… Since the buyer is likely to be China, he should sell the parts of states that like big central government, like coastal California, Oregon, and Washington, parts of Colorado, the big cities in New York, New Jersey, and the rest of the blue states.
Although the buyers probably only want the oil shale in the west and fracked natural gas fields.
Democrats. Sure, we won’t get much for them – but think how much we’ll save.
…all tangible assets, including buildings, land, hardware, software, intellectual property and office supplies, to the Federal Exchange Commission…
…The United Nations Buildings to include the Secretariat.
(must be moved onto your lot)
Sell California to the sucession movement, but they have to build their own wall.
… drugs.
t-shirts with the word “Expert” on them.
plenary indulgences.
raffle tickets for the right to sit in the Senate and throw rotten fruit and vegetables at grandstanding Senators.
…the college students who’ve taken out student loans for Angry Studies majors, on the grounds that they’ve indentured themselves to the government.
Well, if your a democrat, you’d just sell more debt right?
…peeks under his hair hat.
Bottles of Liberals Tears.
If Jim Beam can get five buck a go for the little mini travel size then Trump should be able to get at least that for a similar sized bottle of one of the most delicious substances on planet earth.
Obama’s white half, he’s never used it so he’ll never miss it. **
Race cards, there are warehouses full of them.
**All sales final
Liberal brains. Cheap! Mint condition! Like new! Barely used!
Johnston Atoll. Buyer must provide own transportation.