Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Leaked! Donald Trump secretly carries a good luck charm made out of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Leaked! Donald Trump secretly carries a good luck charm made out of…
…the crystallized tears of a thousand liberals.
… a four-leaf clovfefe
Melania’s pubic hair.
Reference: http://www.burogu.com/2012/04/japanese-lucky-charm-pubic-hair.html
I gotta grab me one of those.
…winning.
Leaked! Donald Trump secretly carries a good luck charm made out of…
the heart of the last liberal to have one, still beating.
The hearts of liberals don’t beat…they bleed.
They bleed contempt, jealousy, and avarice.
…unicorn horns and snowflakes…
…all of the great deals he has made…
…..Baron’s alchemy set.
HIllary’s old email server
John McCain’s spine.
Leaked! Donald Trump secretly carries a good luck charm made out of…
his old tax returns.
the lamentations ov da wimmin.
Leprechauns.
Marvin the robot’s leg.
The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…a Phoenix Pheather.
The ears of his defeated enemies.
The mummified remains of “Lucky” the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
Rachel Maddow’s testicles.
subtle.
Hitler’s moustache
Lyin’ Hillary’s Lyin’ tongue
Hillary’s hemmoroids. After the reaming she got in the election, they’re definitely bad luck for her and good luck for trump.