Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
…Miss Congeniality.
Do I hear a nomination for Maxine Waters?
…is whether to order Thai or Chilean/Filipino fusion for lunch…
Sadly, most prefer starvation to allowing someone else to get their way. The ensuing filibuster will be fatal for a large contingent.
And this is a bad thing?
I used the term “sadly” in the hopes of avoiding an amped up NSA investigation.
…top 10 weirdest movies
…MOAR BATHROOM BILLS! Everyone loves those and they solve all the worlds ills.
…enhancing the protection of
the endangered Snail Dartergutless slugs.…retroactively impeaching Obama for actual collusion with an actual enemy.
The following resolution:
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Walnuts in cookies vs. no walnuts
These jerks remind me of a comment a football coach made. When asked what he thought of his team’s execution, he responded, “I’m all in favor of it…”
That was John McKay, in his role as the first coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who lost all fourteen games in 1976 (that’s how long the season was back then), and then the first twelve in 1977. John McKay was a great college head coach at USC, an okay NFL head coach, and a man who knew when he shouldn’t take himself too seriously. While at USC, he coached O.J. Simpson, back in the days when O.J. carried a football instead of killing people. A sportswriter asked John why he had O.J. carry the ball so often. His response was, “Well, it isn’t very heavy and he doesn’t belong to a union.” I miss John McKay.
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
their own dissolving.
…what group actually qualifies as ‘woke folk’.
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
a safe space for all liberals, to be in an undisclosed location for safety purposes and preferably somewhere in the South Atlantic.
Ascension Island?
There are islands in the South Atlantic?
Whether to force life insurance companies to sell policies that cover people who have already died, and car insurance companies to sell policies that cover cars that have already been in an accident. (And not be expected to raise rates, of course.)
How about forcing women to buy abortion insurance so that if they want one they can pay for it themselves.
Repeal first! Replace if you dare!
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
The Muslim Refugees’ Housing in Tent Cities on the Lawns of Federal Judges Who Refuse To Do Their Duty By Supporting The Ban Act of 2017.
The Congressional Minimum IQ Act, which should suffice for term limits for Jackson-Lee, Waters, Pelosi, Schumer, McCain, etc.
Pay raises for themselves, of course.
Priorities! The next thing congress should vote on…
a bill entitled “Spend a Summer with ISIS” giving all SJW’s an all expenses paid internship with the Islamic group of our choosing. Just so they can compare how poorly they are treated in the USA.
is whether their constituents should shoot them or draw and quarter them (actually, I like my U.S. senators).
……should Obama’s severed head be put on public display in the Smithsonian if he is attacked by ISIS.
…left Twix or right Twix?
…the one bathroom two votes bill.
…free bag coverage for Kathy Griffen.
…making their blank checks out of paper recycled from the blank checks of the previous session.
creating a special study commission to craft a proposal to create a federal agency to advise congress regarding feelings, notions, considerations and musings on “who we are”.
A bill making sure ALL meals come with fries.