Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
Milli Vanilli
norovirus
She’s The Sheriff
New Coke
Monster A Go-Go minus MST3K
barbed wire hula hoops
Herpes
Still NOT Hillary Clinton
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
Obama’s non-presidency.
Shock pol!! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
Hillary Clinton
Tofu bacon
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
A Jeffrey Dahmer BBQ.
The View
Dead Kittens
Christmas Fruit Cake.
Michelle Obama’s lunch program.
Walnuts in cookies
Pee Wee Herman
walking across a bed of hot coals
sleep deprivation
winters in Edmonton
Pee Wee Herman at the movies…
Sitting next to you.
…or behind you!
As long as he doesn’t offer to lend you a hand.
“You just had to go there, didn’t you?”
The dismantling of his legacy.
Slitheren
…Hugo Chavez’s Legacy.
…North Korean tour packages…
…vegan cat food.
Cats adjust to a vegan diet really well, so long as you chop the vegans into bite-sized chunks.
…..William Henry Harrison’s 1 month term.
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
DEATH
by…
Pants full of rabid weasels.
endless loop of Obama’s greatest speeches.
sleeping with Rosie O’Donnell
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
Bill Cosby approaching with pills and a glass of water
Lawyer infomercials
the news that Matt Millen has just become general manager of your favorite NFL team.
broccoli
cauliflower
a plague of locusts
Shock poll! Now more popular than Obama’s presidency…
…shock therapy.
“Electrodes have consequences”
— shocked Obama
Genital piercings
Death by whipped cream
Lame entries for the Straight Line of the Day
…Republican Congressional baseball team practice sessions.
Too soon?
Gives a whole new meaning to “designated hitter”.
Ebola pudding pops
Lena Dunham’s nude selfies
You just had to go there, didn’t you.
Some things you just can’t unsee!
Screen doors on submarines.
barbed wire jock straps/sports bras
root canals without Novocain
green Singapore creeping crud, the only known cure for which is a lingering death
worms in apples
swimming with piranhas