Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The key feature of the iPhone’s new artificial intelligence program…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The key feature of the iPhone’s new artificial intelligence program…
…the Siri laugh track when the phrase “Asimov Rules” is detected.
is the fact that it reports all your conversations with it to the federal government.
…the iBalls are actually watching you.
…is that the phone has a tendency to make 3 AM phone calls to an undisclosed location in China, “just to keep in touch”…
The key feature of the iPhone’s new artificial intelligence program…
The CNN fake news app
The key feature of the iPhone’s new artificial intelligence program…
is not important, just pay over a grand and we will permit you to make phone calls.
…it has an addictive personality and insists on using your credit cards to purchase tickets in the Irish Sweepstakes.
…is the code is written in COVFEFE.
… is the default option for all communications: “Don’t do that.”
…will never be able to compete with genuine stupidity.
…is that it won’t support Amazon or Google.
. . . is that it sighs heavily and complains “Brain the size of a planet, and you ask me to [insert description of whatever mundane task you have requested].”
….it automatically checks what the latest gender fluids are.