There’s all kinds of reasons to give jewelry. One is “Hey, it’s the anniversary of [some event] so here and maybe there’ll now be sex.” There’s also “Oh, crap, I screwed up and maybe this’ll get me out of trouble and maybe there’ll be makeup sex.”
I’m sure there are other reasons involving sex, but you can pretty much bet that sex is involved.
The good news is, Monday’s behind us now. Well, nearly, if you’re waiting on midnight. Unless you’re in Europe and it’s already after midnight. In which, you’re welcome for us saving your asses in WW2. Or if you’re way far east of here, in which case, good job on rebuilding those two cities after WW2.
Focusing on the now, it’s Monday Night Open Thread. You control the topics. Whatever you like.
Who wants to start?
I’m still lmao @ the Dems……LOLOLOL..Democrats new slogan: “A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Future.”…. It’s like a bad pizza slice slathered with 40-year-old ingredients and almost no meat!
“You”ll find out what it’s in it after we pass it”.
Nancy Pelosi?
Not even the right chamber of Congress, suckers.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Your first two paragraphs sound like Frank.
Ergo:
You’re Frank.
Not necessarily true…even if I sounded like Frank, I’d still be zzyzx. Unless I was Damn Cat.
Walter “Sweetness” Payton, the all-time great running back for the Chicago Bears, was born July 25, 1954.