CBS ran a story wherein researchers claimed that technology may replace up to half of all low-skilled jobs.
First to go: network future predictions reporter.
Archive of entries posted on July 2017
The Short Answer to Why the Simpsons Is the Longest Running Show on TV
[The Simpsons: The Perfect Balance] (Viewer #293,698)
I never stopped to consider that one of the best parts of the Simpsons being animated was how uncartoony it was.
Link of the Day: #6 Keep Government Out of Healthcare
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5 Simple Ways to Save Thousands of Lives (Nobody Does)
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#5 fascinates me, and – re:#3 – I didn’t know that it’s possible to overdose on Tylenol.
Still Waiting for Trump’s Cartoon Doppelganger
Winnie the Pooh has been banned in China, because the character is used by political dissidents to represent China’s President.
Oh… like how Democrats banned Curious George in 2008.
I’ve Done All Three
Straight Line of the Day: Maybe Just a Rumor, But I Heard President Trump Plans to Change America’s Symbol from the Bald Eagle to…
The Illustrated Frank J: The One Unfairness Liberals Don’t Whine About
Did NOT See That One Coming
Weird… new research shows that artificial sweeteners can actually cause people to gain weight.
Ah… so like when Democrats said Obamacare would lower your insurance premiums.
Cartoon of the Day – Dumbo
Monday Night Open Thread
I love junk food.
Well, not all junk food. Doritos, for instance, aren’t something I like. Except Cool Ranch Doritos. I like those. I have my ex-wife to thank for introducing me to those. I don’t remember why I ended up trying them. Probably the only junk food we had at the house, and I was hungry. Anyway, I tried them and like them.
But, junk food is junk food. I know all about what’s wrong with it, but I don’t care. I eat junk food anyway.
Grab your junk food — or healthy snacks; we don’t judge — and get ready for Monday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
This Is How It Starts
Several areas of a state park in Florida have had to be closed to the public because of “unwanted monkey interactions with park guests”.
Just watch… the ACLU will get involved and the next thing you know we’ll be forced to bake them cakes.
If You’re Really Good, the Opening and Ending Scenes Can Be Exactly the Same
[How to End a Movie] (Viewer #729,850)
I’ve seen a lot of movie endings, and what this guy says about them makes sense. Especially for the better movies.
Nancy Is Historically Accurate
During a recent interview, Nancy Pelosi said that she and Chuck Schumer were “the voices for winning back Congress“.
Yes. From the Democrats in 2010.
Wait… So Does This Mean the Internet Is Protected by the First Amendment?
Straight Line of the Day: Shock News! Obama Once Colluded With Russia to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shock news! Obama once colluded with Russia to…