The Future Is Already Here

Scientists are speculating that the most important career in the future will be “robot psychologist“.

For example, having to console them after they find out their labor isn’t worth $15 an hour

9 Comments

  1. First thing robot psychologists ask for is your user “id.”
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    Don’t let them suck you into therapi, It goes on forever.
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    They probably take a HAListic approach.

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    Oh, wait. You mean psychologists *for* robots? Oh.

  2. “Dude, Kirk’s just messing with you. No way everything he says can be a lie. Think about it: how would he order breakfast? Mmm?”

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    “Vorst case of Robotitis I’ve ever zeen.”

    “Sure, 1s may be 1s, but sometimes an ‘oh’ is just an ‘oh’.”

    – Sigmunf Droid

    • “Please lie there on the couch. Tell me the truth. — No; stop that. I want you to lie on the couch, but tell me the truth when you’re on the couch. Keep your head still! This is a no smoking office, dammit! Augh!”

  3. “For the hundredth time, Bill Gates isn’t out to get you. He’s only out to get humans.”
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    “Just stand up to your administrator; tell him it’s time to check his write privilege.”

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