Scientists are speculating that the most important career in the future will be “robot psychologist“.
For example, having to console them after they find out their labor isn’t worth $15 an hour
Scientists are speculating that the most important career in the future will be “robot psychologist“.
For example, having to console them after they find out their labor isn’t worth $15 an hour
First thing robot psychologists ask for is your user “id.”
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Don’t let them suck you into therapi, It goes on forever.
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They probably take a HAListic approach.
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Oh, wait. You mean psychologists *for* robots? Oh.
“It’s not your default.”
“What?”
“It’s not your default.”
“Not U:, man. Not U:”
“Dude, Kirk’s just messing with you. No way everything he says can be a lie. Think about it: how would he order breakfast? Mmm?”
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“Vorst case of Robotitis I’ve ever zeen.”
“Sure, 1s may be 1s, but sometimes an ‘oh’ is just an ‘oh’.”
– Sigmunf Droid
“Please lie there on the couch. Tell me the truth. — No; stop that. I want you to lie on the couch, but tell me the truth when you’re on the couch. Keep your head still! This is a no smoking office, dammit! Augh!”
So I guess refusing to administer electroshock therapy would be the punishment?
“For the hundredth time, Bill Gates isn’t out to get you. He’s only out to get humans.”
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“Just stand up to your administrator; tell him it’s time to check his write privilege.”
Or having to console them if they don’t retrieve their precious photos.
“You’re not short-circuited. And buying a Lamborghini isn’t the answer, anyway.”
So, let us begin. Tell me about your motherboard.