I know that I share way too many of these “Today I Found Out” videos. My knowing it doesn’t stop me. I embrace my faults, because, well, I gave up on myself a long time ago.
I just thought you ought to know.
Anyway, here’s another one.
Now, it’s your turn. What did you find out today? Or what is on your mind? Anything you want to tell us? Got a joke? Anything you want, because it’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Obama’s last message to the international cartel was
“Here’s looking at EU, kid.”
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Obama’s last radio message to deep space was
“Augh! My reign of Terra is over!”
Hillary’s last message to the Library of Congress:
“So long, and thanks for all the fiche.”
Hillary’s last words on the “Starch ‘n’ Peppers” album:
“And in the end, the gov you take is equal to the gov you make.”
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Hillary’s last words on the “Get Black” album:
“I’d like to thank you on behalf of The Grope and myself, and I hope we passed the additions.”
We’re all Yankee Doodles aren’t we?? Even the founding fathers…..
Stan Freberg was a proto-FrankJ. Nothing was unparodyable to him.
“… these “Today I Found Out” videos.”
Hey — Lennon had that covered!
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I told you befo’
Stay away from Maddow
Don’t give me that brother / mother / father / other
The freaks on iPhone
Won’t leave me alone
So don’t give me that brother / mother / father / other
I (and Basil) found out
I (and Basil) found out
Now that I showed you what I YouTube’d
Don’t take nobody’s word what you can do
There ain’t no justice gonna come from the sky
Now that I found out I know I can cry
I (and Basil) found out
I (and Basil) found out . . .
A scene form one of my favorite Coen bros movies…say ya don’t like and I’ll dock ya!
Oscar Hammerstein II, a great lyricist and a very nice man, was born July 12, 1895. Take a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top today.
It would be nice if one of these, “You’ll never guess the reason why” videos/articles reaches a conclusion my know-it-all mom didn’t tell me when I was a kid.
I really want to rub it in her smug, 78 year old face.
Gah!