Wildlife rangers say that four lions have escaped from South Africa’s Kruger National Park.
Not sure if this story is real, or just PR from a Fox reboot of Prison Break
Wildlife rangers say that four lions have escaped from South Africa’s Kruger National Park.
Not sure if this story is real, or just PR from a Fox reboot of Prison Break
Was there escape tunnel named Tom, Dick or Harry?
You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe . . . I lost my train of thought.
And, in other news, Kruger-rans were up at the D’oh closing.
Will the New York Times print a lion editorial about this?
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Well, South Africa is home to Escape Town.
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Born Free reboot: The Circumvent of Life.
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A Simba-lic protest?
They should’ve been expected to do it in summer. Everyone knows the pride goeth before the fall.
… So they’re refugitives?
Might be prosecuted under the “Red In Tooth And” clause.
… and the wins keep coming for the Cubs.
Hakuta MaBub-bye.
Analogy: the escapees were SnagglePOTUS.
“@FakeNewsCNN: if they exited stage left, this story is a ‘nothingburger.’ If they exited stage right, 24-hour coverage. . . Sad!”
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Their accomplice has only told park rangers “Hardee Har Har.”
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Authorities have reportedly placed an emergency call to Minnesota dentists willing to help protect the public.
So wildlife rangers admit the lions were being held against their wills.
Um, has anyone suggest they Build That Wall?