Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress…
… authorizing federally-funded hair plugs for senators of age 75 or more.
It’s a three-dollar bill with his picture on it.
confiscating all private wealth.
…officially assigning blame for all Democrat sins to those nasty Republicans.
…censuring Trump for not calling out ‘Hellbender’ as a terrorist organization.
…to remove Confederate statues and replace them with Soviet statues.
Banning reality.
Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress…
it exempts all Senators wives from the laws of US.
…to outlaw bills in Congress…
…to hold all college presidents harmless from their own stupidity (it will be VERY popular in California)…
Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress…
to do something or other very important. He will fill in the details later.
… to force health insurers to cover advanced senility. John McCain and Maxine Waters have signed on as co-sponsors, but neither remembers why.
…blah blah blah SOCIALISM blah blah blah. That’s all you need to know.
…to grant himself an honorific rank as Colonel, paving the way for his next campaign slogan, “America, my chickens have come home to roost”.
Bernie Sanders plans to sponsor a new bill in Congress…
…that classifies motor vehicles as deadly weapons. However it will be 562 pages long.