Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
In Mother Russia, the internet logs you off.
In Soviet Russia, the internet builds you
…In Russia, the internet searches YOU!…
just like Google…
In Russia, browsers net the serf!
…In Russia, there is no input, only Putin…
Fewer card games, more roulette.
…The top internet service is LOL – Lenin On Line…
…In Russia, IMAO stands for In My Approved Opinion…
The browser includes an application to inform on your neighbors.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
Ads are for dating American women.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
Russian cat videos not as cute.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
Sadly it won’t be.
All content will be tested for malware. If none is present it will be automatically added.
Out: funny cat videos
In: funny bear videos
It will be operated on SiWi (Siberia) only instead of WiFi.
“Google the Gulag” — which means, there’ll be no service now, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.
Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?
It will include Hillary’s reset button.
Their currency will be the Nyet-Coin
They will collude with Donald Trump.
Their motto: “Workers of the World, Unix!”
Their other motto: “Teach a man to phish . . .”
Da-com startups and nyet neutrality.
Collective server farms.
“Russia said it’s going to build its own internet. How will it be different?”
It might be hard for them to make it work like ours. Well, we’ll see if they can hack it.
Only icons allowed are Stalin, Lenin and Marx.
The blue screen of death is literal.
They replace Google with Ruble – pay per search.
I am picturing the old Wendy’s commercial featuring a Soviet fashion show:
Daywear: Boring gray outfit
Eveningwear: Same boring gray outfit with flashlight
Swimwear: Same boring gray outfit with beach ball
See it on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAw7JWcJGY
The point was the contrast between the freedom to choose what stuff to put on your hamburger, versus the extremely limited choices in the Soviet Union.
I bet that similar boring and unimaginative options and a lack of choice would apply to the Russian internet.
Oh wow. I’ve never seen a link in the comments work like that. I just pasted in the youtube link, and it embedded the video without any work on my part. Cool! Russian internet will NOT do that.
On Russian internet ’embedding the video’ means something different.
It’ll be Nothing but Nyet
In Soviet Russia net neutralizes you.
It will keep asking for information on Moose and Squirrel