Straight Line of the Day: Surprise! Twitter Has Now Banned… Posted by Harvey on 10 September 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
Surprise! Twitter has now banned… well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens. Reply to this comment
…The Star Spangled Banner, Bruce Banner, Ban Roll On, The Starland Vocal…BANNED!!! …Tweets that don’t send a thrill down Chris Matthews leg. …speech not authored by a recognized minority. Reply to this comment
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
itself
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
the letter “Q”.
Tweeting about fight club
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
posting signs on the moon.
They’ll have to pry my sign from my cold dead hands.
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
whatever strikes their fancy to ban.
…Frank J!
…going “full Twitter”…
…Tweety Bird…
And Conway Twitty.
…The Star Spangled Banner, Bruce Banner, Ban Roll On, The Starland Vocal…BANNED!!!
…Tweets that don’t send a thrill down Chris Matthews leg.
…speech not authored by a recognized minority.
Twits
…Bannon!
…bannin’!
…bands.
And not to mention Bunds…
The Band
…Wormer, he’s a banned man! Marmalard, banned! Niedermeyer…BANNED!!!
Surprise! Twitter has now banned…
cat pictures, those B******!
Does that epithet refer to Twitterers or felines?
Sooooo…Twiter is run by ailurophobes?
…shadows.