German Chancellor Angela Merkel suggested that the EU needs their own standing army so they can defend against possible aggression from the US.
Are you kidding? They can’t even raise an army to fight themselves without the US having to come over with troop ships full of diapers and baby powder to rock those Eurotoddlers back to sleep.
One Volk, One Reich, One Army. Brilliant reversion to type by La Merkel.
EuroArmy. Yeah. I’m shaking in my boots.
You go girl. If that’s the way you want it to be. You can forward our mail to Camp Trump in Poland.
Why the hell would we want to invade Europe? That’s Islams job!
The last time the Germans massed the armies of Europe in defense of American aggression, it ended…sub-optimally for Mr. Hitler. And if they try it again, I’m not sure they can count on Japan being their nuke magnet, like last time.
The real question is why in the name of sanity do they think they have to fear a US invasion?
She has to find jobs for all those young Muslim males, of Military Service age, she’s let into
the country over the years. Yeah, keep going Ange! How’s those Farsi classes coming along?
If they are prepared to defend against America, they will be able to kick Russia’s ass without any Americans dying to defend Berlin.
Go Angie Go!
It’s like the CDC’s tongue-in-cheek program to get people to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse, because that means you’re prepared for a hurricane or whatever.