Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
well I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was Aliens.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
Paul, her pet tarantula.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
her secret love, Donald Trump.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
a Damn cat, not our Damncat but some other Damn cat.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
her eye enlargement surgery.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
her new shoes, they were FABULOUS!!!!!
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
her evil lair.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
the future site of her re-education camps for the coming socialist paradise!
…her emotional support animal, which has inexplicably run away…
So it was a lost animal reward?
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
A giant sign on the moon that said “Vote for me and I’ll set ya free.”
Right on Sistah, right on!
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
Sacrificing small animals before a statue of Marx, the pagan God of Socialism.
… herself, wearing two watches.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…Herself hobnobbing with her hardcore supporters consisting mainly of the following riffraff: rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, Democratic Socialists, Socialistic Democrats Commie Rats, Rats who are Commies and Methodists. (I always knew those Methodists were up to something sneaky.)
…her Xanax and her new strain of prescription weed.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
Lily.
Lily, oh Lily.
Who?
Song: “Pictures of Lily”
Man, talkin’ ’bout my generation…
Lily Von Shtupp?
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
a day in December
Picture this – freezing cold weather
You got clouds on your lids and you’d be on the skids
If it weren’t for your job at the garage
If you could only oh-oh
Picture this – a sky full of thunder
Picture this – my telephone number
One and one is what I’m telling you, oh yeah
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
a Dancing fool.
…her genetically modified emotional support chicken.
…her brain on the edge of a razor blade (looked just like a pea rolling down a four… lane… highway)
Is it a 404 error if the brain isn’t found?
…somebody giving her a harumph
I didn’t get a harumph outta that capitalist!!
… her Green Nude Deal. She’s got to get her instructions in writing from now on, instead of verbally.
… her Instagram password, in case she forgets it.
… the fronts of walls that don’t work. She was unable to get pictures of the backs.
…her contribution to Kim Jong Un’s call for personally-sourced fertilizer…
… her emerging selfie-awareness, selfie-confidence, and selfie-actualization.
… the Bounce House she rented to live in in D.C.
… the bridge she just bought from a guy in Brooklyn.
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
… Dorian Cray-cray.
… her cut-and-paste-off-the-Internet high school diploma
PhD-o-Shop
She was told to keep it on the download, so that’s what she’s doing.
… restaurant condiment bottles, in her never-ending quest to find that Awesome-Sauce she keeps reading about. (She reads a lot.)
… some of her biggest fans.
But she doesn’t know why the news people call her an icon of the new loft.
(“There’s no glass ceilings,” she says. “Why would I want to look at the gross people upstairs?”)
… some of her biggest fans.
The Dead have the Deadheads; Jimmy Buffett has the Parrotheads: she has Alex-From-The-Blockheads.
… her female parts with a hat. Once again, she misunderstood.
Front parts or back parts?
Front perts or back parts?
Any part in a Sturm.
Anyhoohoo, you gotta be a liberal to figure out this whole “front hole / back hole” stuff
… her OnStar and her Gram.
… her walls.
{Pro Tip, Alex: Turn the phone around when taking selfies.}
That’s not weird at all… on Instagram, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted pictures of…
her thumb.
… her pillow fight with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Nancy Pelosi.
Hmmm — to look or not to look?
… her latest “Whine and Che’s” party.
… 30,000 confidential government documents.
Hillary reassured her: “Don’t worry. You’ve still got plenty of time to catch up.”
… you, my friend.
The FBI has decided it’s on her side.
… one of her Hollywood supporters in Chicago at 2:00 a.m., when it’s -20 with a -50+ wind chill, going for a walk looking for a Subway sandwich shop. To prove that it can totally happen.
Internet commenter:
“The guy leaves the noose around his neck for reportedly around 45 minutes after the incident is alleged to have occurred? No way.”
Another of my favorites:
“Why, it has to be true! Every Trump supporter was out Monday night at 2:00 AM carrying a bottle of bleach looking for a gay black to beat up and proclaim that “We have taken back Chicago for President Trump!” Yeah, that’s what really happened.”
… smirking Christians. . . . Although she misspelled the first part of “smirking” . . .
… racist dictators throughout the ages wearing MAGA hats. Photo proof!
… a box of rocks, which she refers to as a self-portrait.
… bums like drums.
— Not to be confused with bums with drums. Those are found on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.