Trump Truths: Belief

President Trump’s 5-word review of “Dumbo” – a movie where a young elephant learns to fly using its ears, thanks to his belief in the power of a magical feather: “still more realistic than socialism”

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  1. I seen them Man A Fort, I’ve seen a kangaroo court
    Conducted by the media, who winked their “Aye”
    But I be done seen about everything
    When I see irrelevance fly
    (What, you soy boys?)
    I said, when I see such irrelevance fly

    I’ve seen a Cohen sing, disclosing no damn thing
    I’ve seen dem Damn Democrats lie
    But I be done seen about everything
    When I see irrelevance fly

    I saw closed-door Sessions pass the buck
    On “unimpeachable” impeachable muck
    I didn’t see what — I only heard —
    Just be good socialists and take our word

    I heard some FISA’d chat, I saw some base bull scat
    And I just laughed till I thought I’d die
    But I be done seen about everything
    When I see irrelevance fly

    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    But I be done seen about everything
    When I see irrelevance fly
    When I see such evidence fly

    — Sung by a bunch of crows, who for some reason are not on the media’s menu

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